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Mario’s Stepdad Lewis Joining Mario Kart 8 Cast hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mario’s Stepdad Lewis Joining Mario Kart 8 Cast

Nintendo confirmed online speculation byannouncing that Mario’s former stepdad, a man named Lewis, is going to be joining Mario Kart 8. 

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Death Note Made Complicated On Purpose Because No One Was Actually Supposed To Use It hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Death Note Made Complicated On Purpose Because No One Was Actually Supposed To Use It

Several notable Shinigami confirmed that the Death Note was made overly-complicated on purpose because nobody was actually supposed to use it.

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Podcast Finally Successful Enough to Commission Obnoxious Theme Song hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Podcast Finally Successful Enough to Commission Obnoxious Theme Song

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — “Best Boys,” a film and culture criticism podcast created and produced by two local men, recently paid an artist to create…

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Every Star Trek Captain Ranked by How Cool They’d Be With Me Taking a Quick Snooze in the Commissary On Duty hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…
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Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading Screen hard-drive.net/hd/news-polit…

Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden's Loading Screen

MADISON, Wis. — Local Twitch streamer Todd McCabe has caused an uproar by refusing to stand during the Madden 18 loading screen. The 32 year old gamer…

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Groundbreaking Horror Movie Doesn’t Subvert a Single Trope hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Groundbreaking Horror Movie Doesn't Subvert a Single Trope

Director Jason Frink has broken new ground with his latest work, The Massacre At Camp Gore-n-Guts.

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Man Who Wasted Youth Playing Video Games Vows To Waste Old Age Playing Video Games hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Who Wasted Youth Playing Video Games Vows To Waste Old Age Playing Video Games

BOSTON — Resolving to himself that things in his life would be exactly the same as they used to be from now on, local man…

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D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a Podcast hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won't Start a Podcast

BROOKLYN —  Local Dungeon Master Brian Goldberg’s most recent Dungeons and Dragons session ended in controversy yesterday, after the 26-year-old was caught wearing a wire…

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Phase 1 of Pokémon Cinematic Universe Will Culminate in Epic Crossover Event Following 151 Solo Films hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Phase 1 of Pokémon Cinematic Universe Will Culminate in Epic Crossover Event Following 151 Solo...

BURBANK, Calif. — Legendary Pictures unveiled their plans for a full Pokémon Cinematic Universe, which will build up to an ambitious crossover film that weaves…

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Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident

EARTHREALM —  Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the Outworld to determine who maintains…

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Attack on Titans’ 104th Training Corps Ranked by How They Would Perform as Camp Counselors hard-drive.net/hd/list/attac…
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The 10 Coolest Games We Played at PAX West 2023 via @HDMinusWorld hard-drive.net/news-games/th…

The 10 Coolest Games We Played at PAX West 2023

These are a look at the top 10 best games we played at PAX West, including Prince of Persia, Rivals 2, & Rift of the Necrodancer.

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Rights to Polly Pocket Movie Accidentally Sold in Yard Sale hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Rights to Polly Pocket Movie Accidentally Sold in Yard Sale

Fans were devastated this week as the rights to produce, distribute, and market the Polly Pocket film were accidentally sold at a yard sale.

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Pallet Town NIMBYs Fighting Construction of Fourth Building hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pallet Town NIMBYs Fighting Construction of Fourth Building

Pallet Town residents are fighting construction plans by the Pokémon Leauge for a proposed fourth building in their town. 

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What’s the Best Video Game Based on a Best Picture Winner? via @HDMinusWorld hard-drive.net/news-games/wh…

What’s the Best Video Game Based on a Best Picture Winner?

Join me, if you care, as I determine the Best Game Based on a Best Picture Winner. And now, the nominees…

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