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Kid in Hospital Uses Visit from Avengers Cast to Blast Jeremy Renner for Piss-Poor Portrayal of Hawkeye hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Kid in Hospital Uses Visit from Avengers Cast to Blast Jeremy Renner for Piss-Poor Portrayal of...

Nine-year-old Billy Ryans primarily used the visit to lay into Jeremy Renner for his poor portrayal of the comic book archer Hawkeye.

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35-Year-Old’s Skill Tree All Fucked Up hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

35-Year-Old's Skill Tree All Fucked Up

Local man Chris Darin confirmed his skill tree was “all fucked up” after spending 35 years worth of Experience Points on completely useless life paths.

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8 Sep 2023
Gamers™ be like:
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pokémon Stop Obeying Him at Level 25 hard-drive.net/hd/pokemon/le…

Leonardo DiCaprio's Pokémon Stop Obeying Him at Level 25

Sources have confirmed that no matter what he does, Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pokémon generally stop obeying him at level 25. 

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Discord Vows To Kill One Hostage Every Hour Until You Update Your Username hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Discord Vows To Kill One Hostage Every Hour Until You Update Your Username

Online communications giant Discord has announced their plans to kill one hostage every hour until you finally update your username.

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buy the new shirt in our store! hardshoppes.com/products/thi…
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Mario Kart 8 DLC to Introduce Fatalities hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mario Kart 8 DLC to Introduce Fatalities

Nintendo announced that the signature fatalities from Mortal Kombat would be introduced to Mario Kart 8 in it's next DLC release. 

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Hatred Arc @JacksonDiego_
7 Sep 2023
top tier writing out the gate with this one ngl
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“I Never Said That,” Our Interview With Masahiro Sakurai hard-drive.net/hd/list/i-nev…
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Newly Appointed Mario Ambassador Charles Martinet Struggling With U.S. Socioeconomic Mario Policies hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Newly Appointed Mario Ambassador Charles Martinet Struggling With U.S. Socioeconomic Mario Policies

Particularly the responsibilities tied to socioeconomic and geopolitical Mario relations between the United States and Nintendo.

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ska wooo @KalElDuggan
8 Sep 2023
Wrote about my dad for @HardDriveMag
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This New Remote Control Doesn’t Make Any Sense (Guest Review by Your Dad) hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/th…
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go buy them here at the link PLEASE we don't want to eat a major loss on these. maybe someone will like them even though they're all fucked up hardshoppes.com/collections/…

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The official shop for The Hard times and Hard Drive, featuring apparel, vinyl, video games, and more.

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i guess we're still selling em. gotta get rid of the stock somehow, they gave us like hundreds of em😭 hardshoppes.com/collections/…

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The official shop for The Hard times and Hard Drive, featuring apparel, vinyl, video games, and more.

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oh my god the merch is all fucked up. this was supposed to just be a mortal kombat shirt. hopefully the mario kart one turned out ok
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huge new MK merch drop coming friday👀 you guys aren't gonna wanna miss this
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This New Remote Control Doesn’t Make Any Sense (Guest Review by Your Dad) hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/th…

This New Remote Control Doesn't Make Any Sense (Guest Review by Your Dad)

If you’re anything like me, you’ve used the same remote control for your TV for the last 15 years. Back then, they knew how to…

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“Shots Fired 293 North, He’s One-Shot, Hitting Me With DMR, Gonna Push,” Shouts 35-Year-Old Man Battling Child in Fortnite hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“Shots Fired 293 North, He’s One-Shot, Hitting Me With DMR, Gonna Push,” Shouts 35-Year-Old Man...

Lyle Lennon, 35, shouted positional call-outs to squadmates during a game of Zero Build Squads today, not realizing he was battling a child.

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Review: Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl are Pokémon Games. Not Really Sure What You Expected Here, To Be Honest hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Review: Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl are Pokémon Games. Not Really Sure What You...

We give it ? stars out of 10. Because you already know how you feel about it. It’s a Pokémon game.

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20 Planets Bethesda Was Too Cowardly to Include in ‘Starfield’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/starf…
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one year ago today, the splatoon 3 meta was changed forever🕊️ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

What the Queen’s Death Means for the Splatoon 3 Launch Day Meta

Many are asking what the Queen’s death will mean for the royal family, and more importantly, what it means for the launch of Splatoon 3.

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @Great_Chumpion
7 Sep 2023
Thanks @jeremysmiles from @HardDriveMag , because my first thought was "oh, this means tomorrow, Splatoon 3 was out for a year".
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