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Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/op…

Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse

When we enter this new digital frontier, we can pick what baggage we take or leave behind.

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huge new MK merch drop coming friday👀 you guys aren't gonna wanna miss this
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Feoral @Feoral77
6 Sep 2023
The sound I made reading this physically damaged my throat for a minute. Bravo.
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Zelda Dungeon Bosses Put Each Of Their Keys Into Bowl At Ganondorf’s Swinger Party hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Zelda Dungeon Bosses Put Each Of Their Keys Into Bowl At Ganondorf's Swinger Party

Ganondorf recently invited all of his top dungeon bosses and their spouses together for their annual key party, sources have confirmed. 

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hope we've helped a few console warriors really start some shit with this one
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James ★ @PlayingPS2
6 Sep 2023
REAL RECOGNIZES REAL
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ska wooo @KalElDuggan
6 Sep 2023
Can't believe I got to interview George Lucas for @HardDriveMag. What an honor
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'Mario Kart' Announces DLC Truck Nuts

Mario Kart producers announced that Mario Kart 8 will continue to have release DLC, including the upcoming ability to equip truck nuts.

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Water-Type Pokémon Looking Forward to Long Journey With Trainer After Beating Fire-Type Gym hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Water-Type Pokémon Looking Forward to Long Journey With Trainer After Beating Fire-Type Gym

Goldfish Pokémon Seaking, level 38, is excited for its future after helping to defeat Fire-type user Blaine at the Cinnabar Island Gym.

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Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second

BOSTON —  After five brutal hours of incessant, imaginative bitching, the well-documented hater of “fruity-ass board games,” Sam Daniels, secured victory with an unexpected capture…

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Forbes Announces “32-Under-32” to Account for CEO’s 31-Year-Old Daughter Who’s Really Good at Drawing hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Forbes Announces “32-Under-32” to Account for CEO’s 31-Year-Old Daughter Who’s Really Good at...

Forbes announced today that this year’s edition of 30-Under-30 will instead be called 32-Under-32 in order to include one extra person.

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If Greta Thunberg is Old Enough to Speak in Front of the UN, She is Old Enough to Accept My Invitation to Mortal Kombat hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

If Greta Thunberg is Old Enough to Speak in Front of the UN, She is Old Enough to Accept My...

Greta Thunberg, poster child for the radicalization of our youth, spoke in front of the members of the United Nations on climate change recently. Everyone…

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Newest ‘Game Grumps’ Episode Just 14 Minutes of Game’s Title Screen While Arin and Dan Discuss How Weird It Would Be If They Kissed hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Newest 'Game Grumps' Episode Just 14 Minutes of Game's Title Screen While Arin and Dan Discuss How...

GLENDALE, Calif. — In a departure from their usual episode format, the newest upload to the popular YouTube channel Game Grumps is just an uninterrupted…

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Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy

LORDRAN  — The Capra Demon, a challenging boss of the early Lower Undead Burg area in Dark Souls, has been seen picking up extra shifts…

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Where the satire? 😘
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Shrekfest Is Satire Come To Life (Also There’s an Onion Eating Contest) hard-drive.net/news-games/sh…

Shrekfest Is Satire Come To Life (Also There's an Onion Eating Contest)

"It feels like a family reunion. You can go up and talk to anybody, 'cause everyone shares a love of Shrek."

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Electrician Wiring Secret Lab Underneath Raccoon City Thinking This Might Not Be a Union Job hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Electrician Wiring Secret Lab Underneath Raccoon City Thinking This Might Not Be a Union Job

A journeyman electrician wiring numerous Umbrella facilities beneath the city is beginning to think this may not be a job his union is aware of.

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