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Steven Spielberg Reveals ‘The Fabelmans’ Is Inspired by His Real Childhood Experience of Being Raised by Paul Dano hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Steven Spielberg Reveals ‘The Fabelmans’ Is Inspired by His Real Childhood Experience of Being...

Spielberg revealed that the film is a deeply personal exploration of his own childhood experience of being raised by actor Paul Dano.

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NPC Starting to Think He’s the Only One Player Hasn’t Fucked hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

NPC Starting to Think He’s the Only One Player Hasn’t Fucked

A wizard named Gale has become suspicious that he is the only member of his party who has not slept with the group’s de facto leader.

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they really just let anyone in here huh
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Microsoft Just Going to Release a Mario Game and See What Happens hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Microsoft Just Going to Release a Mario Game and See What Happens

Microsoft Gaming just announced it is bringing one of the most iconic video game characters ever, Mario, to the Xbox.

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The ‘Joker’ Ending Mansplained hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/th…

The 'Joker' Ending Mansplained

Warning: If you haven’t experienced Joker yet, you won’t be able to comprehend the subtext and depth of the art behind what we’re going to…

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Finally: Nintendo Is Going Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Finally: Nintendo Is Going Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee

Super Smash Bros. creator Masahiro Sakurai announced today that Nintendo was finally going to send representatives around the world to install a mandatory manual patch…

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Every ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ Class Ranked By Their Skill Helping You Get Laid at the Bar hard-drive.net/hd/list/baldu…
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Barber Doesn’t Know What the Fuck Guile is Talking About hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Barber Doesn’t Know What the Fuck Guile is Talking About

METRO CITY — A barber at Long Cuts barbershop has reportedly been left confused by legendary martial arts competitor Guile’s description of his desired haircut.…

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What Are They Saying? Reactions to the Starfield Title Screen Controversy hard-drive.net/hd/list/what-…
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Tragic: Beloved Media Property Now Known as the “Original One” hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
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Police Chase Drags on as Officers Wait for Suspect’s Invincibility To Wear Off hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Police Chase Drags on as Officers Wait for Suspect’s Invincibility To Wear Off

NYPD officers are currently engaged in the lengthy pursuit of an unidentified fugitive driving an unusually fast and luminous vehicle.

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Parents: Do Not Let Your Children Google Elephant Mario

When normal, well-socialized humans saw Mario transform into an elephant they probably chuckled. Some may say “awww,” finding the trunk-wielding Italian cute and cuddly. But…

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not really watching the Mario direct but just posting this one shot
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Mario Concerns Gamers by Freezing Midway Through This Morning’s Nintendo Direct hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mario Concerns Gamers by Freezing Midway Through This Morning's Nintendo Direct

Mario concerned fans this morning after bizarrely freezing halfway through this morning's Nintendo Direct presentation. 

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Disney Reveals They Used CGI Harrison Ford in Interview Where He Praises Star Wars hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Disney Reveals They Used CGI Harrison Ford in Interview Where He Praises Star Wars

Disney revealed that the company had digitally recreated Harrison Ford for the 2021 ABC interview where he first praised Star Wars.

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Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROM hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading 'Pokémon Yellow' ROM

KYOTO, Japan — Legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto has been fired from Nintendo after downloading a ROM of the 1998 Game Boy Color game Pokémon…

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