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Introducing: Glitch McConnell hard-drive.net/hd/politics/i…

Introducing: Glitch McConnell

COVINGTON, Ky. — Republicans recently debuted Glitch McConnell, a racist robot who will assist them in voting against human rights and equality at every turn…

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Streamers Invade SWAT Guy’s House to See How He Likes It hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Streamers Invade SWAT Guy’s House to See How He Likes It

SWAT Commander Walker Porter reported an unexpected disturbance in his home when an alleged seven Twitch streamers breached his apartment.

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Elon Musk Announces Nation Can Pick One Toy from Walmart in Latest Attempt to Buy Public’s Love hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Elon Musk Announces Nation Can Pick One Toy from Walmart in Latest Attempt to Buy Public’s Love

Musk announced that, in a last-ditch effort to buy the public’s love, everyone could pick out any one toy from Walmart.

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Pope Francis Confirms Pikmin Do Not Go to Heaven hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pope Francis Confirms Pikmin Do Not Go to Heaven

Pope Francis publicly stated that the titular creatures in Nintendo’s Pikmin franchise do not go to heaven earlier today.

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Thank God: Someone Else Canceled on D&D First hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Thank God: Someone Else Canceled on D&D First

Relief swept across members of the Port Huron D&D Club after Ralph Finnegan canceled on D&D this week before anyone else in the party could.

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Only One Way to Find Out If Shift+Enter Adds New Line or Instantly Sends Half-Finished Message hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Only One Way to Find Out If Shift+Enter Adds New Line or Instantly Sends Half-Finished Message

The only way to see if pressing Shift+Enter will immediately send a half-finished, not-yet-proofread message is by pressing it right now.

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‘Sonic the Hedgehog 2’ Director Explains How They Added Knuckles to the Film By Attaching ‘Sonic & Knuckles’ Cartridges to All The Cameras hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

'Sonic the Hedgehog 2' Director Explains How They Added Knuckles to the Film By Attaching 'Sonic &...

The director of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 revealed how they added Knuckles to the movie by attaching copies of Sonic & Knuckles to the cameras. 

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Matt Mercer Spends 45 Minutes Describing Sandwich Smell to Waiter hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Matt Mercer Spends 45 Minutes Describing Sandwich Smell to Waiter

Matt Mercer he described his ideal sub aroma at a local restaurant in excruciatingly vivid detail for nearly an hour straight.

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Nintendo Reveals Bold New Flavor for Switch Cartridges hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Reveals Bold New Flavor for Switch Cartridges

Nintendo revealed a bold new flavor for their Switch cartridges in a press event this afternoon, after years of offering only 'Original.'

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Friend Says Best Game of 2022 Is Some Weeb Shit You’ve Never Heard Of hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Friend Says Best Game of 2022 Is Some Weeb Shit You’ve Never Heard Of

Local gamer Anthony McCall is adamant the obscure rhythm JRPG Aurora Australis Hyperdrive was the best game of 2022, sources confirm.

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Nintendo Announces All Still-Functioning Wiis Will Self Destruct in 2023 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces All Still-Functioning Wiis Will Self Destruct in 2023

Nintendo announced that any Nintendo Wii that is still in working order will incinerate upon an upcoming date next year.

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I can confirm this. people think that First In Flight is because of the first airplane but it's actually about Spyro
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