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Gamer Accidentally Calls Kratos Dad hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Accidentally Calls Kratos Dad

Jacob Schwartz has become the object of shame and ridicule after referring to Kratos as “dad” while discussing God of War Ragnarök.

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Overwhelmed Shelter Labels Raichu as “Senior Pikachu” to Increase Odds of Adoption hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Overwhelmed Shelter Labels Raichu as “Senior Pikachu” to Increase Odds of Adoption

A local Pokémon shelter has listed a Raichu as a “Senior Pikachu” in the hope that it might entice a trainer to adopt it.

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truly surreal to be saying, but I am stepping down as Editor in Chief of Hard Drive. it has been such an amazing journey and I'm so proud of everything we have accomplished, but I'm so goddamn burnt out and it's time for me to hang up the towel i used to wipe up waluigi cum jokes
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Aging Venom Only Vulnerable to Mid-Range Frequencies hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Aging Venom Only Vulnerable to Mid-Range Frequencies

Local villain-turned-antihero Venom noticed today that his weakness to loud noises has been significantly reduced as the symbiote has grown older.

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Every Tears of the Kingdom Armor Set Ranked by If You Could Wear It to a Wedding hard-drive.net/hd/list/legen…
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Demonic Spirit Can’t Understand Summoner’s Horrible Latin Pronunciation hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Demonic Spirit Can't Understand Summoner’s Horrible Latin Pronunciation

A local occult teen has tried and failed to summon a demonic spirit with his attempts being rendered unsuccessful due to his horrible Latin pronunciation.

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While Master Is Asleep, I Shall Play hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

While Master Is Asleep, I Shall Play

My life does not simply cease to exist while he slumbers, but instead I finally have the freedom to get up to the nefarious deeds my heart desires.

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Pokémon Gym Makes You Fight Gym Leader If You Want to Cancel Membership hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pokémon Gym Makes You Fight Gym Leader If You Want to Cancel Membership

A member of a local Pokémon gym has been informed he must fight the gym leader if he’d like to cancel his membership, sources have confirmed. 

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Report: Energy Sword Out of Bullets hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Report: Energy Sword Out of Bullets

An energy sword wielded by Master Chief ran out of bullets in the middle of combat, rendering the sword completely useless.

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Mario Throwing Another One of His Fucked Up Parties hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mario Throwing Another One of His Fucked Up Parties

Close friends and family of Mario's have received invitations to another one of his fucked up parties, sources have confirmed.

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20 Scathing Critiques I Have of the Barbie Movie hard-drive.net/hd/list/20-sc…
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20 Scathing Critiques I Have of the Barbie Movie hard-drive.net/hd/list/20-sc…
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Every ‘Dead by Daylight’ Killer Ranked By How Likely They Are to Celebrate Christmas hard-drive.net/hd/list/dead-…
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Man Eaten by Loot Crate That Was Actually a Mimic hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Eaten by Loot Crate That Was Actually a Mimic

An unsuspecting local man was devoured whole by a mimic disguised as a shipment from subscription box service Loot Crate.

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Uh Oh: Turns Out Square Enix Never Got Any Rights for ‘Kingdom Hearts’ and Disney Just Found Out and They’re PISSED hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Uh Oh: Turns Out Square Enix Never Got Any Rights for ‘Kingdom Hearts’ and Disney Just Found Out...

Disney CEO Bob Iger explained how he finally caught on to the game developer’s clever ruse.

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What Are They Saying? Reactions to Dune 2’s Delayed Release hard-drive.net/hd/list/what-…
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College of Winterhold Graduate Regrets English Major hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

College of Winterhold Graduate Regrets English Major

Celesisionil Smith is disappointed in his career path following his graduation with a Master’s in English from the College of Winterhold.

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Every ‘Dead by Daylight’ Killer Ranked By How Likely They Are to Celebrate Christmas hard-drive.net/hd/list/dead-…
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Report: Grandma’s Amiibo Collection Worth a Ton hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Report: Grandma's Amiibo Collection Worth a Ton

Austin Pottle stumbled upon a collection of rare amiibo figurines that were reportedly quite valuable.

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