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“I Answer Questions for No Man,” Says Giancarlo Esposito in Tense ‘Celebrity Jeopardy!’ Appearance hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

“I Answer Questions for No Man,” Says Giancarlo Esposito in Tense ‘Celebrity Jeopardy!’ Appearance

A taping of Celebrity Jeopardy! went off the rails when Giancarlo Esposito stalled the show with a chilling speech about power and control.

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Elon Musk Demands Twitter Engineers Fix Gaping Void Where His Soul Is Supposed to Be hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Elon Musk Demands Twitter Engineers Fix Gaping Void Where His Soul Is Supposed to Be

Elon Musk gathered the Twitter engineering team for a meeting to assign the task of filling the emptiness he feels at the core of his being.

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What Are They Saying? Reactions to Dune 2’s Delayed Release hard-drive.net/hd/list/what-…
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Tatooine Weatherman Running Out of Things to Say hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Tatooine Weatherman Running Out of Things to Say

An exhausted Tatooine weatherman has reportedly run out of ways to rephrase the same information, sources have confirmed.

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Tech Expert in Boomer Heist Team Just Guy Who Knows How to Use Gmail hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Tech Expert in Boomer Heist Team Just Guy Who Knows How to Use Gmail

A multimillion-dollar robbery hinged on a man known only as “Potsie,” who reportedly has deep tech expertise in Google’s email client, Gmail.

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Prepare for Trouble, and Make It Double: You’ve Just Been Diagnosed With Binocular Diplopia hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Prepare for Trouble, and Make It Double: You've Just Been Diagnosed With Binocular Diplopia

Yes, that’s right: you’re seeing two overlapping sets of images because you’ve been diagnosed with Binocular Diplopia! 

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Disadvantaged Mutant Has to Work His Way Through Public School for Gifted Youngsters hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Disadvantaged Mutant Has to Work His Way Through Public School for Gifted Youngsters

Local mutant Rodney Carson has been forced to remain in his hometown and take state-funded hero training courses at his public high school.

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Point/Counterpoint: Elon Musk Is Saving Free Speech vs. THIS USER’S ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Point/Counterpoint: Elon Musk Is Saving Free Speech vs. THIS USER’S ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED

Both sides of the Elon Musk debate presented to you without comment. Read both and make up your own mind!

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Every Halo 3 Map Ranked by How Good a Place It Would Be to Raise a Family hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…
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Lifelong Mario Kart Player Discovers Brake Mechanic hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Lifelong Mario Kart Player Discovers Brake Mechanic

A gamer that’s been enjoying the Mario Kart series since its SNES debut in 1992 recently discovered the game’s braking mechanic.

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Want to write for Hard Drive? We’re adding to our freelance pool. Pitch us via these instructions: hard-drive.net/how-to-pitch-…

How to Pitch Hard Drive

  Thank you for your interest in writing for Hard Drive! Hard Drive is a small, independent comedy company trying to exist online. As such,…

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Opinion: My Friend Pedro Is a Dangerous Game That Will Inspire Children to Backflip in Slow Motion While Perfectly Head-Shotting Six Guys in Succession hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Opinion: My Friend Pedro Is a Dangerous Game That Will Inspire Children to Backflip in Slow Motion...

I gravely fear this will inspire children to learn how to backflip in slow motion and head-shot six guys in their local neighborhood.

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Depressed Gamer Thinks All Mountain Dew Flavors Taste the Same hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Depressed Gamer Thinks All Mountain Dew Flavors Taste the Same

Local gamer Steven Swanton has fallen into a deep depression that ruined his ability to tell Mountain Dew flavors apart.

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15 Little Known Facts About Super Mario World hard-drive.net/hd/list/15-li…
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Ubisoft Announces Far Cry 6 Nobel Peace Prize Edition hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ubisoft Announces Far Cry 6 Nobel Peace Prize Edition

Ubisoft announced a Nobel Peace Prize edition of Far Cry 6 despite the title having no tangible connection to the prestigious annual award.

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Skyrim Cosplayer Also Has Awkward Dialogue hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Skyrim Cosplayer Also Has Awkward Dialogue

A Skyrim cosplayer on the convention floor achieved a new level of realism with their costume by also having awkward dialogue.

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20 Features ‘Starfield’ Better Have or Else I Won’t Buy It Until It’s Been Out For a Week or Two hard-drive.net/hd/list/starf…
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20 Features ‘Starfield’ Better Have or Else I Won’t Buy It Until It’s Been Out For a Week or Two hard-drive.net/hd/list/starf…
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Wii Steering Wheel Attachment Makes It Through Another Round of Cabinet Reorganizing hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Wii Steering Wheel Attachment Makes It Through Another Round of Cabinet Reorganizing

The steering wheel attachment has made it through another round of cleaning and will remain in his cabinet for the time being.

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These Are All the Users Leaving Netflix at the End of the Month hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

These Are All the Users Leaving Netflix at the End of the Month

It’s that time again, where the month cycles over and a wide swath of old titles leave your favorite streaming service.

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