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Uh Oh: Nephew Got Way Better At Smash Bros Since You Last Saw Him hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Uh Oh: Nephew Got Way Better At Smash Bros Since You Last Saw Him

Your reign as the family Smash Bros champion came to an end as it was revealed that you struggled to compete with your nephew.

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MrBeast Asks Homeless Man to Save Begging Until Shot Is in Focus hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

MrBeast Asks Homeless Man to Save Begging Until Shot Is in Focus

MrBeast reportedly snapped at a local homeless man while filming a video, asking him to stop begging until his shot was in focus.

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we've all heard of metal........ but what if it was 𝖙𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉
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New Streamer’s Wikipedia Page Has Empty “Controversy” Section Just In Case hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

New Streamer’s Wikipedia Page Has Empty “Controversy” Section Just In Case

Following the meteoric rise of new streamer Logan Reynolds, Wikipedia added a blank “controversy” section to the gamer’s information page.

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Guy Who Spent Years Getting Girlfriend Into Video Games Begging Her to Stop Playing Stardew Valley All Day hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Guy Who Spent Years Getting Girlfriend Into Video Games Begging Her to Stop Playing Stardew Valley...

Dexter Gilmore is begging his girlfriend Lilliana West to stop playing Stardew Valley after convincing her to finally try video games for the first time.

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Bill Watterson Coming Out of Retirement to Finish Berserk Manga hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Bill Watterson Coming Out of Retirement to Finish Berserk Manga

Bill Watterson is coming out of his 28-year retirement to finish Kentaro Miura’s dark fantasy manga, Berserk.

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50 Cryptids Ranked by Their Undeniable, Indisputable, Jaw Dropping Sex Appeal thehardtimes.net/lists/50-cr…

50 Cryptids Ranked by Their Undeniable, Indisputable, Jaw Dropping Sex Appeal

Cryptids, we all want to bang them, but which cryptid reigns supreme in the bedroom? Today we answer the question everyone is asking.

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Everything We Know About Starfield hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Well, Well, Well: Guy Who Swears by Wired Headsets Has to Get Up for Something hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Well, Well, Well: Guy Who Swears by Wired Headsets Has to Get Up for Something

Ryan Dugas interrupted a recent Call of Duty: Warzone session when he had to step away from his computer for a moment.

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I rolled up 58 unique personalities into one giant Katamari list. Spending all that time reading your posts on here finally paid off!
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Top 5 Yakuza Characters Impressionable Teens Should Base Their Personalities On hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Top 5 Yakuza Characters Impressionable Teens Should Base Their Personalities On

Check out the Yakuza franchise for five excellent personality archetypes you can cop with zero effort.

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Local Man Decides to Be Incel hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Local Man Decides to Be Incel

Local man Nathan Bowen has reportedly decided to become an incel.

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Game Freak Reveals Poké Dolls Are Actually Taxidermies hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Game Freak Reveals Poké Dolls Are Actually Taxidermies

Game Freak revealed today in a press release that the in-game items in Pokémon known as “Poké Dolls” are actually canonically taxidermies.

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Every Katamari Cousin Ranked by How Comfortable We’d Be Adding Them on Social Media hard-drive.net/hd/list/katam…
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Just Like the Old Days: 11-Year-Old Relies on Steam to Survive hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Just Like the Old Days: 11-Year-Old Relies on Steam to Survive

In a throwback to simpler times, local 11-year-old Bennie Fruppen has been relying entirely on Steam to stay alive.

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Guy Complaining About Crime in NYC Clearly Talking About Spider-Man Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Guy Complaining About Crime in NYC Clearly Talking About Spider-Man Game

A man who has spent months ranting about crime in New York City appears to be sourcing all of his anecdotes from Spider-Man for the PS4.

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Nintendo Confirms the Ones You Can’t Go Down are Shit Pipes hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Confirms the Ones You Can’t Go Down are Shit Pipes

Nintendo released a disturbing clarification today, confirming that all the pipes in Mario games that you can't travel through are filled with shit. 

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Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following the first race of this year’s 150cc Star Cup, Mario was sent into an existential crisis, having finished several places behind…

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