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Yep that's definitely what's going on in my state, for sure
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What Is the Most Popular Video Game Character in Each State? hard-drive.net/hd/list/what-…
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Fellowship Locked Out of Moria for 24 Hours After Three Incorrect Login Attempts hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Fellowship Locked Out of Moria for 24 Hours After Three Incorrect Login Attempts

The Fellowship of the Ring is reportedly locked out of the mines of Moria after attempting three passwords to open its magically-sealed door.

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Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Game's Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes

CLEVELAND — Noting that he would’ve accepted the detail at face value without an explanation, local gamer Thomas Windermere told sources Friday that the lore…

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This is totally something I could imagine him saying and also literally me.
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“I Look Like This Because I Am Oh So Very Sick,” 20 Questions With Timothée Chalamet hard-drive.net/hd/list/i-loo…
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Nintendo Reveals New Pokémon Game Is “Bug Type” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Reveals New Pokémon Game Is “Bug Type”

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo revealed today that Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet are meant to be “bug type” additions to the long-running franchise. “You know…

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Horrified HGTV Exec Stumbles Into Room of Tanks Containing Dead Clones of Original Property Brother hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Horrified HGTV Exec Stumbles Into Room of Tanks Containing Dead Clones of Original Property Brother

HGTV executive Brian Angier accidentally stumbled into a secluded room containing dead clones of the original Property Brother.

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23 Aug 2023
**opens article to check just one thing** yep
Hard Drive @HardDriveMag
23 Aug 2023
Every Smash Bros Character Ranked by How Likely They Are to Fall for an Insurance Scam hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…
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Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League

Everybody loves a real-life version of a fun video game. A real Italian plumber named Mario? Incredible. An actual person named Pac-Man who is afraid…

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that look when you're three hours into "5 more minutes" until you stop gaming
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tomorrow? if nintendo had it, they'd be like "guess what, trump's mugshot is on your Switch right now"
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23 Aug 2023
Donald Trump’s mugshot will be released tomorrow by the Fulton County Sheriff’s Office.
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Ain’t no way💀💀💀
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23 Aug 2023
15 Little Known Facts About ‘Fortnite’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/fortn…
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YouTuber Tanks Own Channel So He Can Do Video Essay About the Rise and Fall of It hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

YouTuber Tanks Own Channel So He Can Do Video Essay About the Rise and Fall of It

Toaster Tim squandered his channel in order to produce a video essay detailing the rise and fall of his very own career.

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The Dark Side of Accessibility: Will The Xbox Adaptive Controller Let Perverts Play Fortnite With Their Dicks? hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

The Dark Side of Accessibility: Will The Xbox Adaptive Controller Let Perverts Play Fortnite With...

? And if this unholy hypothetical is possible, can they be stopped? 

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How to Cope With the Tragic Knowledge You’ll Never Taste The Pizza From ‘A Goofy Movie’ hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

How to Cope With the Tragic Knowledge You’ll Never Taste The Pizza From ‘A Goofy Movie’

Tragically, you’ll never, ever taste this perfect pie.

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Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic

Mario voice actor Charles Martinet announced that he will be playing the lead role in an upcoming biopic about actor Chris Pratt.

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“I Look Like This Because I Am Oh So Very Sick,” 20 Questions With Timothée Chalamet hard-drive.net/hd/list/i-loo…
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Rian Johnson Teases Third ‘Knives Out’ Movie by Murdering Stanley Tucci hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Rian Johnson Teases Third ‘Knives Out’ Movie by Murdering Stanley Tucci

Johnson released a cryptic teaser for the upcoming untitled Knives Out 3 by murdering character actor Stanley Tucci in cold blood.

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Monsters, Inc. Switches Back to Screams Following Amazon Buyout hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Monsters, Inc. Switches Back to Screams Following Amazon Buyout

Andy Jassy announced that the tech conglomerate will be officially acquiring Monsters, Inc. and switching them back to screams.

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