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The Fellowship of the Ring is reportedly locked out of the mines of Moria after attempting three passwords to open its magically-sealed door.
CLEVELAND — Noting that he would’ve accepted the detail at face value without an explanation, local gamer Thomas Windermere told sources Friday that the lore…
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo revealed today that Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet are meant to be “bug type” additions to the long-running franchise. “You know…
HGTV executive Brian Angier accidentally stumbled into a secluded room containing dead clones of the original Property Brother.
Everybody loves a real-life version of a fun video game. A real Italian plumber named Mario? Incredible. An actual person named Pac-Man who is afraid…
Toaster Tim squandered his channel in order to produce a video essay detailing the rise and fall of his very own career.
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Tragically, you’ll never, ever taste this perfect pie.
Mario voice actor Charles Martinet announced that he will be playing the lead role in an upcoming biopic about actor Chris Pratt.
Johnson released a cryptic teaser for the upcoming untitled Knives Out 3 by murdering character actor Stanley Tucci in cold blood.
Andy Jassy announced that the tech conglomerate will be officially acquiring Monsters, Inc. and switching them back to screams.