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Burger King Introduces New Whopper That Heals You a Little Bit

MIAMI — Burger King announced a new variation on their signature cheeseburger this morning that will reportedly cure some, but not all, of your current…

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Adult Man Walks Past LEGO Aisle a Little Bit Slower

MANAHAWKIN, N.J. — Local adult Sam McGrath spent two seconds shooting a brief, wistful glance down the LEGO aisle of a Stafford Target store before…

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“Pokémon Fans Eating Good RN!” Says Man Who Hasn’t Eaten a Fruit or Vegetable in 6 Months hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“Pokémon Fans Eating Good RN!" Says Man Who Hasn't Eaten a Fruit or Vegetable in 6 Months

Pokémon fanatic Andrew Sanchez proclaimed that Pokémon fans are eating good, despite not consuming a single fruit or vegetable in six months.

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What Are They Saying? Reactions to the Starfield Title Screen Controversy

What have gamers been saying about the latest controversy surrounding Starfield's game that's been accused of being too minimal.

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IGN’s AI Chatbot Keeps Telling Gamer to Check for Treasure Behind Non-Existent Waterfall hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

IGN's AI Chatbot Keeps Telling Gamer to Check for Treasure Behind Non-Existent Waterfall

The bot, currently limited to questions about Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, is freely available for anyone to use. But how good is it really?

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World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba named Sandra, 26, recently met…

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Man Camping Alone Deep in the Woods Hears Discord Notification Bleep

Tauren Schneider heard a discord notification sound while camping alone in the mountains without any technology one month before his remains were found.

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Gamer Has Heard Good Things About ‘Super Mario Bros.’ But Never Played It

CHICAGO — During a conversation about video games with a friend at a recent house party, longtime gamer Phillip Krieger perked up at the mention…

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We Played and Ranked EVERY SINGLE Dreamcast Game hard-drive.net/hd/list/we-pl…

We Played and Ranked EVERY SINGLE Dreamcast Game

We think by the end you’ll agree that it was an objectively better system than the Nintendo 64, and that Sonic could beat Mario in a fight.

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Critical Role Fan Surprised His DM Not Performing at Level of Award-Winning Voice Actor

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — During the first session of a game of Dungeons & Dragons with a new group this morning, longtime Critical Role fan Martin…

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Todd Howard Sends Late Night DM Just Asking Obsidian How They've Been or Whatever

BETHESDA, Md. — Bethesda Softworks CEO Todd Howard reportedly sent a message to The Outer Worlds developer Obsidian late yesterday evening, just to see what…

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