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Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+

FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of Fire Emblem: Three Houses has…

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Monster Reduces City to Perfect Linear Path

CHICAGO — A hectic scene unfolded this morning after a giant reptilian monster ravaged the downtown Chicago area, completely leveling the city in such a…

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Twitch Streamer Rigged to Explode If Game Drops Below 30 FPS hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Twitch Streamer Rigged to Explode If Game Drops Below 30 FPS

LOS ANGELES — Professional streamer Sandra Cruz — known online as CruzControl2 — strapped a series of bombs to her livestream this of The Legend…

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Every ‘Street Fighter 6’ Character Ranked by How Quickly They’d Beat Me in an Actual Fight hard-drive.net/hd/list/stree…
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Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN’s ‘Legend of Zelda’ Live Action Movie Will Release hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN's ‘Legend of Zelda’ Live Action...

SAN FRANCISCO — After years of mis-management and a revolving door of directors and producers, IGN’s much-anticipated live-action film adaptation of The Legend of Zelda…

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Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor ‘Nee-San’ hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor 'Nee-San'

SILVER CITY, N.M. — Former Columbia University law student Brendan Stack recently transferred to Western New Mexico University, fleeing the embarrassment of having accidentally called…

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Magic Spell Heals Same Amount as Eating Tomato hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Magic Spell Heals Same Amount as Eating Tomato

A recent exposé has proven that popular life rejuvenation spell “Spell of Healing” supplies the same amount of energy as eating a tomato.

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World-Class Team of Surgeons Successfully Removes GameStop Sticker hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

World-Class Team of Surgeons Successfully Removes GameStop Sticker

PHILADELPHIA — A major breakthrough in medical science took place late last night, as a team consisting of the world’s top surgeons performed the first…

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Life Spent Playing ‘Doom’ Pays Off for Gamer Sent to Hell hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Life Spent Playing 'Doom' Pays Off for Gamer Sent to Hell

HELL — Cast into the fiery pit of Hades for all eternity to come, the immortal soul of recently damned gamer Harrison Gilgur was reportedly…

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How King Henry VIII Became the World’s First Gamer by Rerolling Pregnancy Until He Got a Child With Good Stats hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

How King Henry VIII Became the World’s First Gamer by Rerolling Pregnancy Until He Got a Child With...

Anyone who has read the Wikipedia page for King Henry VIII knows that he “was King of England from 1509 until his death in 1547.”…

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Local Blacksmith Gives Quest to Go See His Band at the Tavern Tonight hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Local Blacksmith Gives Quest to Go See His Band at the Tavern Tonight

Local blacksmith Angus Krant issued a quest this morning for all adventures that visit his stall: stay in town and watch his band perform at the tavern.

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Gamer Combs Through New Game Pixel by Pixel to See If It’s Shoving Politics Down His Throat hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Combs Through New Game Pixel by Pixel to See If It’s Shoving Politics Down His Throat

PHOENIX — Gamer Michael Boggs is taking it upon himself to investigate every frame, note, and pixel of Hero’s Horizon II to make sure it…

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George W. Bush’s Top 100 Video Games of All Time hard-drive.net/hd/list/georg…
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Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren’t Being Watched hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren’t Being Watched

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local Twitch streamer Steven Foran reportedly feels experiences a near-constant paranoid feeling that he’s not being watched, according to those close to…

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Someone Called Me an Idiot Online: How Did They Know? hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/so…

Someone Called Me an Idiot Online: How Did They Know?

“You’re an idiot.” This brings up a very important question that I need to find the answer to: How did he know?

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JK Rowling Confirms Harry Potter Loved the New Dave Chappelle Special hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

JK Rowling Confirms Harry Potter Loved the New Dave Chappelle Special

JK Rowling confirmed today that Harry Potter really enjoyed Dave Chappelle’s latest stand up special The Closer.

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