Bethesda Reveals 'Starfield' Installation Will Require 120 GB of Disk Space and Two Empty Rooms in...

Developers have revealed that a full installation will require over 120 GB of disk space plus two entirely empty rooms in your home. 

Ditto Suffering From Impostor Syndrome

KANTO — Experts in Pokémon psychology have diagnosed a severe case of Impostor Syndrome in a local Ditto, the amorphous blob Pokémon able to transform…

Man Knocked Out by Agent 47 Starts New Life After Waking Up Next to Chef Outfit

MIAMI — 35-year-old Francisco Guerreros has been living a new life as a chef after a chance encounter with a killer-for-hire left the former security…

Joker Overtakes Pulp Fiction in Dorm Room Poster Rankings

NEW YORK — The wall decor world was stunned this week when the American Poster Society revealed that 2019’s Joker has already overtaken Quentin Tarantino’s…

We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He's Really Into...

The great Martin Scorsese-Marvel feud has come to a close. After weeks of controversy amongst both the Marvel and film communities, the acclaimed director has…

Review: 'The Outer Worlds' is a Clunky Ugly Disaster That Barely Functions on My 10-Year-Old...

Corruption of PS2 Memory Card Not Unlike Burning of the Library of Alexandria

AKRON, Ohio — Local gamer Scott Landis’s languish was felt throughout the apartment upon his discovery that his PlayStation 2 memory card from 2003 had…

‘Vegeta amv Linkin park - CRAWLING’ Selected for Preservation by Library of Congress

WASHINGTON — The Library of Congress announced today that the influential anime music video Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING will be inducted into the…

K.K. Slider Songs Ranked By How Easily I Could Sneak Them Onto a Party Playlist

If these bops can’t convince your friends of Slider’s musical genius, nothing will.