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Evie! @The1_Evie
18 Aug 2023
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toffel @toffelstampf
18 Aug 2023
Another List which shows, that shy guy is just like me
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Is a Game Truly Free to Play? hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Is a Game Truly Free to Play?

In this modern age of immediate pleasures, of instant dopamine hits from crates full of loot common, rare, and epic, of farms in need of…

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“No Girls Allowed” — Everything We Know About the New Call of Duty hard-drive.net/hd/list/no-gi…
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Rocket League Reportedly Still Dope as Hell

A recent report suggests the vehicle-based soccer video game Rocket League totally holds up and remains absolutely dope as hell.

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Late Night Trip to Fridge Derailed By Enemy Who Wasn’t There During Daytime

Janice Dramps was accosted in her kitchen last night by an adversary that was not in the room earlier in the day.

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Swiss Duck @DuckySwiss
17 Aug 2023
Nothing says ACAB like the implication that the police are run by Bowser
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'Five Night's at Freddy's' Stream Horrified By Surprise Jumpscare hard-drive.net/hd/five-night…

'Five Night's at Freddy's' Stream Horrified By Surprise Jumpscare

The popular streamer's audience was reportedly frightened today by a sudden object flying out of nowhere during the horror gameplay.

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Jeff Brown @jeffmeister777
17 Aug 2023
Probably for the best, Yoshi really can't afford a DUI charge on top of his various financial crimes.
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Tutorial NPC With Social Anxiety Assumes Everyone's Gonna Skip Her Dialogue So Why Bother

Local tutorial NPC Tanya reportedly didn’t want to give her dialogue on account of everyone probably just skipping her dialogue anyway.

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Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest

LINCOLN, R.I. — What was originally intended to be a raucous night of drinking, bonding, and doing silly voices was halted in its tracks when…

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Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon

GALAR — Mina Fielding has joined the increasingly popular vegan lifestyle, vowing to help fight climate change and animal cruelty by avoiding all meat and…

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Sleepy Gamer Winds Down by Playing Switch in Bed for Three More Hours hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sleepy Gamer Winds Down by Playing Switch in Bed for Three More Hours

After a long hard day of gaming, Thomas Ruiz decided to wind down by playing his Nintendo Switch for three more hours before going to sleep.

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Jeff Bezos Visited by Jeff Bezos From Dystopian Future With Urgent Message to Keep Doing What He’s Doing hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Jeff Bezos Visited by Jeff Bezos From Dystopian Future With Urgent Message to Keep Doing What He's...

SEATTLE — Billionaire Jeff Bezos reportedly came face to face with a time-travelling Jeff Bezos from a dystopian future this morning at Amazon headquarters, who…

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Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic 'Simpsons' Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot...

NEW YORK — In an unfortunate mishandling of the beloved franchise, fans across the internet expressed their disappointment earlier today that Disney’s new Disney+ streaming…

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Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn't Get Why New Games Can't Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff

HEWLETT, N.Y. — Local Pokémon fan Daniel Rosenblatt doesn’t understand why Game Freak can’t just make Pokémon Sword and Shield completely original and new without…

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New Video Game Heavily Rumored

THE CITY —  The media is abuzz over escalating rumors of a new software announcement coming from the world of video games, several reports have…

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