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Is Civilization VI Better Than Civilization V? The Numbers in the Titles Say Yes hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Is Civilization VI Better Than Civilization V? The Numbers in the Titles Say Yes

When diving into video game series with a long history of titles, it can be hard to figure out which is the best one to…

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No Reason for Character to Be Asexual Besides Writer’s Entire Life Experience hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

No Reason for Character to Be Asexual Besides Writer's Entire Life Experience

Hira Fealeaf is asexual despite having no reason to not be straight other than the fact that author Laila Taylor is forced to draw from her own experiences.

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Even Priest Has to Admit Goku Could Beat Jesus hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Even Priest Has to Admit Goku Could Beat Jesus

Local priest Father Johnathan Samson admitted that anime character Goku could beat up Jesus, the son of God, if the two were to ever fight.

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A Kirby Main’s Guide to What Other Characters Probably Taste Like hard-drive.net/hd/list/a-kir…
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Riot Games Recommends New Employees Play ‘League of Legends’ to Prepare for Toxic Work Environment hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Riot Games Recommends New Employees Play ‘League of Legends’ to Prepare for Toxic Work Environment

Riot Games announced a new policy, encouraging new hires to spend a few hours in League of Legends before their first day at the office.

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Conan Releases 15-Hour Clueless Gamer Episode Where He Beats Entire Demon’s Souls Remake Without Getting Hit in Total Silence hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Conan Releases 15-Hour Clueless Gamer Episode Where He Beats Entire Demon's Souls Remake Without...

In a string of videos released alongside the final of Conan on TBS, comedian and talk show host Conan O’Brien aired the final episode of “Clueless Gamer.”

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Harvard Law Announces Less Demanding ‘I’m Not a Lawyer, But’ Program hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Harvard Law Announces Less Demanding ‘I'm Not a Lawyer, But’ Program

The less prestigious program for students who wish to enter the field of law without going through all the hassle of getting a law degree.

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God Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too High hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

God Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too High

STROUDSBURG, Penn. — Heavenly father of all creation God recently rained His anger down upon a group of arrogant GameStop employees who tried to build…

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Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs

NEW YORK —  Tony Stark, the tech mogul and hero behind the guise of Iron Man, has reportedly stepped down from the Avengers team voluntarily…

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Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock

MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning friend Dave Werner took a…

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Bloons Tower Defense 4 World Cup Held in Quiet Corner of Middle School Library hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Bloons Tower Defense 4 World Cup Held in Quiet Corner of Middle School Library

TOMS RIVER, N.J. — Palpable excitement is building in the quiet corner of the Manchester Township Middle School library as four promising eleven-year-olds prepare for…

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Ash Ketchum’s Mom Doesn’t Have the Heart to Tell Him His Original Pikachu Died 6 Years Ago hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ash Ketchum's Mom Doesn't Have the Heart to Tell Him His Original Pikachu Died 6 Years Ago

KANTO — Local mother Delia Ketchum reportedly doesn’t have the heart to tell her son Ash that his beloved Pikachu is the sixth in a…

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Historians Now Believe Roman Empire Fell Because You Didn’t Build a Tower Right Here hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Historians Now Believe Roman Empire Fell Because You Didn't Build a Tower Right Here

ROME — Archaeologists excavating in the outskirts of Rome made a startling discovery earlier this week that completely rewrites preconceived notions of what caused the…

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