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12 Aug 2023
I have a vid about Every Time Mario Has Violated The Geneva Conventions that's supposed to be going up on Hard Drive today but I'm in the process of appealing limited monetisation from YouTube which is likely a result of the multiple comparisons of Mario to Stalin and Mao Zedong
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Epstein Documentary Removes Itself From Netflix hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Epstein Documentary Removes Itself From Netflix

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, a highly anticipated documentary about the deceased sex offender and financier, has mysteriously removed itself from Netflix…

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“These Internet Hamburgers Will Be the End of Me,” Our Interview With MrBeast hard-drive.net/hd/list/these…
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Timmy and Tommy Nook Arrested for Insider Trading After Selling Turnips to Each Other hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Timmy and Tommy Nook Arrested for Insider Trading After Selling Turnips to Each Other

NEW YORK — Timmy and Tommy Nook, owners and operators of Nook’s Cranny, were arrested for insider trading of turnips this past Thursday, according to…

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Horny PC Tower Gets Turned On by Foot hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Horny PC Tower Gets Turned On by Foot

A sexually charged PC tower sitting on gamer Nicolas Mooney’s floor was reportedly turned on today by Mooney’s foot pressing the power button.

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Climate Report Warns Global Warming Not Quite Strong Enough to Make Seaman Extinct hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Climate Report Warns Global Warming Not Quite Strong Enough to Make Seaman Extinct

WASHINGTON — Climate scientists have solemnly published a new report which warns that, while the effects of climate change are sure to be devastating worldwide,…

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Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer's Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects

SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral Home, where they shared stories…

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Mass Effect Gave Me the Courage to Search For Love Outside My Species hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mass Effect Gave Me the Courage to Search For Love Outside My Species

Like many others, I found myself in complete awe of the stories told in the Mass Effect series of video games. The ones that resonated…

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Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’

NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. — Air Force Lt. Gen. Howell McKinsey turned heads at the annual Aerospace Warfare Symposium today with his proposal for a radical…

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11 Aug 2023
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Every Wii Accessory Ranked By How Easily Senator Dianne Feinstein Could Use It hard-drive.net/hd/politics/e…
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Every U.S. Senator Ranked by How Much I Want to Visit Their Animal Crossing Island hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…
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11 Aug 2023
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Every U.S. Senator Ranked by How Much I Want to Visit Their Animal Crossing Island hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…
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This Gaming Article is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

This Gaming Article is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys

Editor’s Note: the text below, what we think was the ultimate review of an unnamed Elite Gaming Keyboard, was originally handed in as a draft…

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99 Children Found Dead at Local Fortnite Rehab Center hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

99 Children Found Dead at Local Fortnite Rehab Center

BOISE, Idaho — Tragedy has struck a Heartline Rehab Center, where ninety-nine children, of one hundred who were admitted for addiction to the video game…

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11 Aug 2023
All the Pros and Cons of the SAG-AFTRA and WGA Strikes hard-drive.net/hd/list/all-t…
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11 Aug 2023
Killing Time Until Metroid Prime 4: Here’s All the Metroid Games Ranked hard-drive.net/news-games/ki…

Killing Time Until Metroid Prime 4: Here's All the Metroid Games Ranked

So as we all sit with our thumbs up our asses only to find out that it’s probably coming out on the “Super Switch” or whatever, here’s the Metroids ranked.

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Every Wii Accessory Ranked By How Easily Senator Dianne Feinstein Could Use It hard-drive.net/hd/politics/e…
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Pagoda raised these white babies from birth for the Tenenbaums to throw him out on the street with Roman, NO comment and NO severance like 🫰 Your bosses will never love you!!!
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11 Aug 2023
Every Wes Anderson Movie Ranked by How Miserable I’d Be as a Poor Person Living in It hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…
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