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Opinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital Visits hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Opinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital Visits

Recently I vowed to be a more present father during the weekends I have with my kid, and I was shocked to discover some of…

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Man Successfully Climbs Mount Everest After Months of Jumping Up Side of It hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Successfully Climbs Mount Everest After Months of Jumping Up Side of It

KATHMANDU, Nepal — World-renowned adventurer Jorn Aldis successfully scaled Mount Everest yesterday following a rigorous multi-month climb that saw him slowly jump up the side…

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Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom

NEW YORK CITY —  Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside a bathroom stall in JFK…

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LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl Still Fails Test After Four Years of Studying

PROBABLY SOMEWHERE IN ITALY — Several sources have recently confirmed that the LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl has failed her exams despite continuously preparing for…

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Huge change coming to Red Dead Redemption:
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Every Fallout Game Ranked (Specifically to Bother Todd Howard) via @hdminusworld hard-drive.net/news-games/ev…

Every Fallout Game Ranked (Specifically to Bother Todd Howard)

Did you know there's 9 whole Fallout games? And that some of them weren't made by Todd Howard?! Well I did, asshole. So here's all of them ranked.

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Mad Catz Steam Deck Competitor Just a Sack of Loose Buttons and Chips hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mad Catz Steam Deck Competitor Just a Sack of Loose Buttons and Chips

The gaming peripheral company has announced a competitor to the Steam Deck and apparently it’s just a sack full of loose buttons and chips. 

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God tier article
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Kid Who Caught Darkrai in Pokémon Sleep Hasn't Woken Up Yet

8-year old Pokémon fan Isaac Conrad has slipped into a potentially inescapable coma after catching Darkrai in Pokémon Sleep earlier this week.

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Stoner Relieved to Find Out RPG’s Combat Is Turn-Based hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Stoner Relieved to Find Out RPG's Combat Is Turn-Based

Gareth Childers was relieved following his indica-induced decision to replay Paper Mario, realizing that the game’s combat system is turn-based.

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“Xenu Would Never Let a Mission: Impossible Stunt Go Wrong,” Our Interview With Tom Cruise hard-drive.net/hd/list/xenu-…
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When Asked Who His Favorite MCU Character Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Hope Kevin Feige Falls Down a Well” hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

When Asked Who His Favorite MCU Character Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Hope Kevin Feige Falls Down a...

Harrison Ford gave us a TELL-ALL interview where he revealed some of the juiciest secrets of this massive superhero franchise!

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