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“But Who Should We Cast as the Upsetting Weirdo?” Muse Movie Executives as Jared Leto Inexplicably Appears in Puff of Smoke hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

“But Who Should We Cast as the Upsetting Weirdo?” Muse Movie Executives as Jared Leto Inexplicably...

LOS ANGELES — Upon struggling to cast an upsetting weirdo character in an upcoming drama film, Warner Bros. film executives reportedly were aghast after Jared…

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Nintendo Executive Solemnly Reports Last N64 at Shitty McDonald’s Has Finally Stopped Working hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Executive Solemnly Reports Last N64 at Shitty McDonald's Has Finally Stopped Working

KANKAKEE, Ill. — In a mid-afternoon press conference, Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser confirmed that the last Nintendo 64 console installed at a shitty…

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‘Flappy Bird’ Guy Gets $12 Million Bill From Unity hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

'Flappy Bird' Guy Gets $12 Million Bill From Unity

The designer of 'Flappy Bird' reportedly owes Unity an eight figure sum according to their newly announced installation fees.

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God Damn It: RPG Boss’s Arms And Legs Also Targetable hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

God Damn It: RPG Boss's Arms And Legs Also Targetable

A battle-weary RPG party quickly realized that the boss’ arms and legs were also targetable in addition to its head and main body.

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Grizzled Nexus Modder Pulled Out of Retirement to Fix One Last Bethesda Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Grizzled Nexus Modder Pulled Out of Retirement to Fix One Last Bethesda Game

A former Nexus modder was called out of retirement to fix the latest bug-riddled masterpiece by popular game developer Bethesda Softworks.

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Raid Announces Pikmin Spray hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Raid Announces Pikmin Spray

SC Johnson unveiled a new variety of Raid spray designed to eliminate Pikmin infesting customers’ homes and gardens.

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Top 50 Games You Are Guaranteed to Quit Before Finishing hard-drive.net/hd/list/top-5…

Top 50 Games You Are Guaranteed to Quit Before Finishing

The one thing better than starting a new game is walking away from one knowing that I’ll never have to spend time or energy playing it again.

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MCU Saves Millions on New Ant-Man Film by Having Paul Rudd Walk on Knees the Whole Time Instead of Using CGI hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

MCU Saves Millions on New Ant-Man Film by Having Paul Rudd Walk on Knees the Whole Time Instead of...

Fans were shocked to discover that Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania used practical effects to simulate Ant-Man’s signature shrinking powers. 

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Redditor Commenting “And That’s Enough Internet for Me Today” Enjoys Five Seconds of Life Before Reopening Reddit hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Redditor Commenting “And That’s Enough Internet for Me Today” Enjoys Five Seconds of Life Before...

A Reddit user reportedly enjoyed an unprecedented five continuous seconds of his life earlier today.

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okay we relisted the shirts because the new mortal kombat game is out. but after this Friday they're gone for real this time! get 'em while they're hot! hardshoppes.com/collections/…
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Strongest Guy at Gym Wearing Kingdom Hearts Shirt hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Strongest Guy at Gym Wearing Kingdom Hearts Shirt

Brandon Kinz was spotted at a local Planet Fitness this week bench pressing over 225 pounds while proudly wearing a Kingdom Hearts tee shirt.

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Pervert Zelda Boss Exposes Weak Point To Unsuspecting Subway Crowd hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pervert Zelda Boss Exposes Weak Point To Unsuspecting Subway Crowd

The 4,096 year old dungeon boss Miegeinos unbuckled his cloak and exposed his weak point to fellow Green Line patrons Thursday evening.

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Mustache Finger Tattoo Starting to Go Gray hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Mustache Finger Tattoo Starting to Go Gray

A horrified 41-year-old man was horrified to discover that his novelty finger mustache tattoo had started to turn gray. 

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Gamer Spends Most of First Date Googling How to Get Best Ending hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Spends Most of First Date Googling How to Get Best Ending

Local software developer Gabe Williamson spent nearly the entirety of a recent first date scrolling through Google results on his phone.

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Controversial Leak Reveals Microsoft Once Tried to Have Diddy Kong Killed hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Controversial Leak Reveals Microsoft Once Tried to Have Diddy Kong Killed

A controversial leak revealing Microsoft’s internal conversations unveiled a startling plan to assassinate popular Nintendo icon Diddy Kong.

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