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“I’ll Uh… Be Right Back,” Our Interview With Yoshihiro Togashi hard-drive.net/hd/list/ill-u…
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Disney Adult Objects to Being Called Adult hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Disney Adult Objects to Being Called Adult

A local man objected to presumptions about his age after being called a “Disney Adult,” sources familiar with the situation have confirmed.

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Marvel Confirms Chris Pratt Will Appear in Your Home hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Marvel Confirms Chris Pratt Will Appear in Your Home

Kevin Feige officially confirming that Chris Pratt, the MCU’s Starlord, will in fact appear in your home.

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Arlo Rejected From the Muppets for Being a Gamer hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Arlo Rejected From the Muppets for Being a Gamer

YouTube personality Arlo is no longer being considered to join their troupe based on the fact that he is a gamer.

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MCU/DC Crossover Film ‘Flash Vs. Kang’ Shut Down 20 Minutes Into Production hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

MCU/DC Crossover Film 'Flash Vs. Kang' Shut Down 20 Minutes Into Production

The crossover between Marvel and DC cinematic universes shut down minutes after production began due to several simultaneous controversies.

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50 PS1 Games Millennial Parents Should Force on Their Uninterested Kids hard-drive.net/hd/list/50-ps…
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Mattel Executives Would Rather Make Movie About Slinky Than Another Movie About Women hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Mattel Executives Would Rather Make Movie About Slinky Than Another Movie About Women

A bidding war over the rights to the Slinky movie has revealed that Mattel executives are prioritizing telling more stories about toys.

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50 PS1 Games Millennial Parents Should Force on Their Uninterested Kids hard-drive.net/hd/list/50-ps…
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Nintendo Reveals Super Mario Kart Was Almost Called Mario’s Race War hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Reveals Super Mario Kart Was Almost Called Mario’s Race War

Miyamoto revealed that the iconic Super Nintendo game Super Mario Kart was originally going to be titled Mario’s Race War. 

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Mario Ambassador Charles Martinet Forced to Hide in Mario Land Embassy After Mass Koopa Troopa Riots hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mario Ambassador Charles Martinet Forced to Hide in Mario Land Embassy After Mass Koopa Troopa Riots

Mario ambassador Charles Martinet is currently hiding in the basement of the embassy due to mass Koopa Troopa riots, the State reported.

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youtube.com/I86UPjD0nkU Wanting to get to the fun part in Starfield as fast as possible? Not to worry! We've got you covered with this handy 3-minute guide, check it out! I love space!
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50 PS1 Games Millennial Parents Should Force on Their Uninterested Kids hard-drive.net/hd/list/50-ps…

50 PS1 Games Millennial Parents Should Force on Their Uninterested Kids

Sit their children down with these PS1 games to make them understand that the greatest console of all time is the one you had growing up.

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Man Slowly Realizing Childhood ‘Nintendogs’ Cartridge Didn’t Go To Farm Upstate hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Slowly Realizing Childhood 'Nintendogs' Cartridge Didn't Go To Farm Upstate

Donovan Henry is slowly realizing that his beloved copy of Nintendogs from his childhood didn't end up at a farm upstate as he was told.

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Even Decepticons With UAW on This One hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Even Decepticons With UAW on This One

Striking auto workers were met with some unexpected support from the infamous faction of Cybertronian Transformers known as the Decepticons.

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Every Final Fantasy Cid Ranked by How Good He’d Be As Your Step Dad hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…
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Elden Ring Would Not Have Been Popular in Other Eras, Such as the 1920s, Because Video Games Didn’t Exist Then hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Elden Ring Would Not Have Been Popular in Other Eras, Such as the 1920s, Because Video Games Didn’t...

Most analysts — at least, the ones who had even heard of it before its release — predicted the game would be a major flop. So what’s the deal? 

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Leisure Suit Larry Removed from Performance of Beetlejuice Musical hard-drive.net/hd/politics/l…

Leisure Suit Larry Removed from Performance of Beetlejuice Musical

Leisure Suit Larry was reportedly removed from a recent performance of the Beetlejuice musical for conducting lewd acts in the audience.

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General Motors Unveils Plans to be Doing “F-Zero Shit” by 2035 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

General Motors Unveils Plans to be Doing “F-Zero Shit” by 2035

The head of General Motors unveiled a plan today to be doing “some serious F-Zero shit” by 2035. 

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The 20 Best Nintendo Switch Games to Abruptly Start Playing on a First Date hard-drive.net/hd/list/the-2…
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Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Marvel's New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times

LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed during a press conference that…

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