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17 Sep 2023
I think about setups during conversation anyway, so this strat is top-tier. Just don't interrupt the Melty Blood tournament while you're in there
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Jeff Bezos Bankrupt After Making Enough Money For Extra Life

SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos filed for bankruptcy earlier this week after amassing so much wealth that he appears to have earned an Extra…

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Hasan Minhaj Insists His Uncle Was Attacked at Nintendo

Comedian Hasan Minhaj insisted that his uncle, an employee of Nintendo, was attacked as a result of Hasan’s questioning of powerful people.

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NFL Dating Simulator Wins Survival Horror Game of the Year hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

NFL Dating Simulator Wins Survival Horror Game of the Year

NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a press conference at NFL Headquarters to announce that their terrifying new video game NFL Dating Simulator…

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Halo Marine Trades In Warthog For 2019 Dodge Charger hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Halo Marine Trades In Warthog For 2019 Dodge Charger

As the Human-Covenant war rages on, a UNSC marine has reportedly traded in their standard issue Warthog for a 2019 Dodge Charger.

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TG|Sudoku @TGSudoku
16 Sep 2023
Untouched comedic timing
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The 20 Best Nintendo Switch Games to Abruptly Start Playing on a First Date hard-drive.net/hd/list/the-2…

The 20 Best Nintendo Switch Games to Abruptly Start Playing on a First Date

Here are 20 games you might consider playing on the Switch during a first date to increase your chances of date number two!

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Kensuke Tanabe Backtracking Through Nintendo Offices to Find Key That Lets Him Continue Metroid Prime 4 Development hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Kensuke Tanabe Backtracking Through Nintendo Offices to Find Key That Lets Him Continue Metroid...

KYOTO, Japan — The development of Metroid Prime 4 has reportedly stalled after series producer Kensuke Tanabe discovered he was missing an important key that…

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Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She's Stumbled Onto Dark Web

DULUTH, Minn. — A mother using Facebook’s newly introduced Night Mode was reportedly concerned she had wandered into the secretive underbelly of the web known…

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Disney Announces Fuck It, They’re Just Gonna Make ‘A New Hope’ a Third Time hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Disney Announces Fuck It, They’re Just Gonna Make ‘A New Hope’ a Third Time

Disney announced today that they’re just going to say “fuck it” and remake the original Star Wars movie again.

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Nintendo Announces “M” on Mario’s Hat Stands for Metroid hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces “M” on Mario’s Hat Stands for Metroid

Nintendo has put to rest years of speculation by announcing today that the “M” on their flagship character Mario’s hat stands for “Metroid.” 

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16 Sep 2023
*chef's kiss*
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Every Stardew Valley Resident Ranked by How Comfortable I Would Be Asking Them for Drugs

Here’s a comprehensive breakdown of everyone in the Valley and how likely they are to give you a hand.

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Aww, Cute: Mini Trailer Plays Ahead of Big Trailer hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Aww, Cute Mini Trailer Plays Ahead of Big Trailer

Mitchell Ortiz was recently delighted to find an adorable little baby trailer for SAW X playing ahead of the full length trailer for SAW X. 

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Gamer Girl Speedruns Bad Date hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Girl Speedruns Bad Date

Local gamer Alyssa Ward set a world record Saturday night when she completed her date with a local bachelor in an astonishing time of 8:13.

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10 Video Game Franchises I’ve Decided Have Gone Woke

Video games have followed in the footsteps of TV, movies, music, news, Oreos, swimming and methane and gone woke.

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Guy Performing Oil Change on Transformer Worried It’s Some Kind of Sex Thing hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Guy Performing Oil Change on Transformer Worried It’s Some Kind of Sex Thing

An employee performing what he assumed was routine maintenance on a Transformer is now worried the automaton derived sexual pleasure out of the procedure. 

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