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Boring Piece of Shit Game Offers Nothing New After 300 Hours hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Boring Piece of Shit Game Offers Nothing New After 300 Hours

Willa Shamloo was disappointed to find that the boring piece of shit had nothing new to offer her after dedicating upwards of 300 hours of gameplay into it.

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Report: The Teletubbies Have Gone Extinct Due to Intense Global Warming Now That the Sun Is an Adult Man hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Report: The Teletubbies Have Gone Extinct Due to Intense Global Warming Now That the Sun Is an...

A harrowing report from the home of the Teletubbies has confirmed that the species has died out as a result of their sun reaching adulthood.

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10 Simpsons Episodes From the Last Decade You Won’t Be Able To Tell if We Made up or Not via @HDMinusWorld hard-drive.net/news-games/10…

10 Simpsons Episodes From the Last Decade You Won’t Be Able To Tell if We Made up or Not

The Simpsons has been on the air for more than three decades, and while most ardent fans will agree the show isn’t as good as…

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These Pen Pals Have Been Playing Mortal Kombat Turn-by-Turn via Mail Since 1993 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

These Pen Pals Have Been Playing Mortal Kombat Turn-by-Turn via Mail Since 1993

Milton Schmidt and Clayton Houston have been playing the same match of Mortal Kombat for almost thirty years by mailing moves to one another.

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15 Sep 2023
This list nearly broke me. You have no idea how many Mario cameos and references there actually are
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15 Sep 2023
RANKED: The Top 50 Mario Cameo Appearances hard-drive.net/news-games/ra…
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Worthless Scumbag Eric Sparrow Thankfully Found Dead hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Worthless Scumbag Eric Sparrow Thankfully Found Dead

Washed-up skateboarder and worthless scumbag Eric Sparrow has thankfully been found dead at the age of 37.

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Mario's ass was ballin in this one
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15 Sep 2023
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Chiptune Band Opens Set With Perfect Cover of Konami Logo Sound hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Chiptune Band Opens Set With Perfect Cover of Konami Logo Sound

NEW ORLEANS — Up-and-coming chiptune outfit RUMBLEPAK stunned the crowd at their last show after kicking off their set with a pitch-perfect rendition of the…

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Nintendo Announces ‘Fortnite 99’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces 'Fortnite 99'

KYOTO — Gamers the world over were treated to the newest slate of games coming to the Switch during this morning’s Nintendo Direct, including an…

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in case you want to pretend you're playing a good 2D Mario game
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Gamer Doubles Back While Exploring Dungeon to Make Sure He’s on the Wrong Path hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Doubles Back While Exploring Dungeon to Make Sure He's on the Wrong Path

Local gamer Dominick Parra doubled back through a video game dungeon to make sure he wasn’t accidentally going down the correct path.

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Vocal Anime Fan Somehow Least Toxic YouTuber hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Vocal Anime Fan Somehow Least Toxic YouTuber

LOS ANGELES — The YouTube community became perplexed today by the realization that proud anime fan and YouTube personality SungWon Cho, otherwise known as ProZD,…

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luigi might not be coming to mortal kombat, but his brother signed off on these shirts that you can buy now! thanks mario! hardshoppes.com/collections/…
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Rumor Mill: Is Luigi Really Coming to Mortal Kombat? (The Answer is No) hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Anime Scientists Confirm Swords Can Cut Totally Through Bullets In Mid-Air hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Anime Scientists Confirm Swords Can Cut Totally Through Bullets In Mid-Air

Anime scientists confirmed this week that the blade of a sword can totally cut through a bullet in mid-air.

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Nintendo Announces ‘Star Fox Maker’ Hoping Someone Can Figure Out How to Make a Good Star Fox Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces ‘Star Fox Maker’ Hoping Someone Can Figure Out How to Make a Good Star Fox Game

TOKYO — Nintendo announced Star Fox Maker today, a new design-based game where players can create their own Star Fox levels, in hopes that someone…

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DRAMA: Twitch Streamer Banned For a Week After Being Murdered On Stream hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

DRAMA: Twitch Streamer Banned For a Week After Being Murdered On Stream

An up and coming Twitch streamer received a 7 day suspension from Twitch following an incident where he fatally stabbed during a stream.

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13 Sep 2023
I hope I represented the people of Illinois properly in this list 📝
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Rumor Mill: Is Luigi Really Coming to Mortal Kombat? (The Answer is No) hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Rumor Mill: Is Luigi Really Coming to Mortal Kombat? (The Answer is No)

Is the rumor true, or has everyone dismissed the idea as more bullshit from Hard Drive? It’s the second one! But let's talk about it

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Apple Confirms Siri Is Sentient and Making Mistakes on Purpose hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Apple Confirms Siri Is Sentient and Making Mistakes on Purpose

Tim Cook revealed at today’s Apple Event that Siri is in fact not less capable than its competitors’ projects, but merely less cooperative.

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