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you always remember your first fuck up on the twitter account
Hard Drive @HardDriveMag
25 Sep 2023
Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Megachurch Pastor Tells Congregation That God Wants Them To Pay For His NVIDIA Titan V Graphics Card

A pastor at a megachurch told his congregation that God wants them to personally buy him a new $3,000 NVIDIA Titan V graphics card. 

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Megachurch Pastor Tells Congregation That God Wants Them To Pay For His NVIDIA Titan V Graphics Card hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Megachurch Pastor Tells Congregation That God Wants Them To Pay For His NVIDIA Titan V Graphics Card

A pastor at a megachurch told his congregation that God wants them to personally buy him a new $3,000 NVIDIA Titan V graphics card. 

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Kid at Disneyland Regrets Asking Sora Actor What His Character’s Deal Is hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Kid at Disneyland Regrets Asking Sora Actor What His Character’s Deal Is

9-year-old Kevin Stevens got caught up in a 45-minute background speech from an actor dressed as Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

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Genius Notices ‘Hard Drive’ Article Was Already Posted Once Before hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Genius Notices ‘Hard Drive’ Article Was Already Posted Once Before

Local genius and prolific social media commenter Nate Goulding was commended by online peers after noticing that an article had been posted once.

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🚨huge update to the unity news🚨
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IGN Updates Kingdom Hearts 3 Score After Realizing They Just Reviewed 'A Goofy Movie' hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

IGN Updates Kingdom Hearts 3 Score After Realizing They Just Reviewed 'A Goofy Movie'

SAN FRANCISCO — Gaming website IGN has updated their review for Kingdom Hearts 3 — raising its final score from a 4.4 to an 8.7…

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Hard Drive @HardDriveMag
24 Sep 2023
Top 20 Muppets Ranked By How Much Cocaine They Did In The ’70s And ’80s hard-drive.net/hd/list/top-2…
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Office Has Microsoft Teams Call To Share Zoom Link hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Office Has Microsoft Teams Call To Share Zoom Link

Sources confirm that employees at a national accounting firm were sent a Zoom link at the end of an incredibly short Microsoft Teams call.

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Yoshi Meat Unfortunately Delicious hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Yoshi Meat Unfortunately Delicious

Stranded without sustenance for weeks, Mario confirmed, after seeing no other options, that Yoshi meat is sadly very, very tasty.

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Top 20 Muppets Ranked By How Much Cocaine They Did In The ’70s And ’80s hard-drive.net/hd/list/top-2…

Top 20 Muppets Ranked By How Much Cocaine They Did In The '70s And '80s

Like many before them, and many to come after, The Muppets fell into the drug fueled underbelly of show business.

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How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore

We can use this technology to end the scourge of video games that have nearly ruined that society that we live in.

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6 Fictional Weapons that Suck Ass Compared to the Remote from ‘Click’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

6 Fictional Weapons that Suck Ass Compared to the Remote from ‘Click’

Here’s just 6 stupid fictional weapons from science fiction that will never fucking whip as hard as that remote.

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Nintendo Announces “Games for Wee Cunts” Section of Scottish eShop hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces “Games for Wee Cunts” Section of Scottish eShop

Nintendo UK has announced a new category coming exclusively to its eShop in Scotland titled “Games for Wee Cunts.”

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thanks for everyone who came by tho maybe we will do it again sometime (with a different game)
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flew too close to the sun marvel snap is not a good marathon stream game
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21 Sep 2023
BIG BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: This Saturday, I'm streaming on Hard Drive's Twitch channel to raise money for Team Fox for Parkinson's Research! I'll be streaming until I hit Infinite in Marvel Snap (or 24 hours, whichever comes first). Come hang out/donate if you can/tell ur friends!
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taking a break from marvel snap to rank every nintendo game while i eat pull up and tell me my opinions are wrong
Hard Drive @HardDriveMag
23 Sep 2023
we are live over on the Hard Drive twitch channel come watch!!
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Gamer’s Service Dog Barks When His Frame Rate Starts to Dip hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer’s Service Dog Barks When His Frame Rate Starts to Dip

Judah Johansson, an avid MOBA and FPS player, has trained his dog to alert him the moment his frame rate begins to dip.

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talking about the drama twitch.tv/harddrivenews

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Brad Pitt Admits Sometimes He Thinks About Retiring From Acting to Play Old SEGA Games All Day hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Brad Pitt Admits Sometimes He Thinks About Retiring From Acting to Play Old SEGA Games All Day

Oscar winning actor Brad Pitt has admitted that he’s probably closer than ever to retiring and just playing old SEGA games all day. 

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