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Our Uncle Works at Nintendo: Every Rumor We’ve Heard About Their Next Console hard-drive.net/hd/list/our-u…
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“Video Games Don’t Make You Violent. I’m Like That All By Myself” — Our Exclusive Interview with Todd Howard hard-drive.net/hd/list/video…
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Bill Clinton Listed on Flight Logs to Maximillian Pegasus’s Private Island hard-drive.net/hd/politics/b…

Bill Clinton Listed on Flight Logs to Maximillian Pegasus’s Private Island

Former president Bill Clinton was seen on the flight logs to billionaire card-game creator Maximillian Pegasus’ private island.

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Is this Tidus' legacy? That he's the dumbest of the FF protags? I agree, sure. But he doesn't need to be called out like that.
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Study Finds Average Person Swallows Seven Spider-Man Reboots Over Lifetime hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Study Finds Average Person Swallows Seven Spider-Man Reboots Over Lifetime

A disturbing new report has confirmed that the average citizen swallows seven Spider-Man reboots during the course of their life.

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this is criminal
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So Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth Bend hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

So Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth Bend

ATHENS, Ohio — A group of local tenants are reportedly disappointed by their landlord’s inability to utilize even the most basic of earth bending techniques…

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Despised Animal Crossing Villager Can’t Afford to Move Away hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Despised Animal Crossing Villager Can’t Afford to Move Away

DESERTED ISLAND — Local Animal Crossing villager Ursala has been forced to continue receiving daily harassment on the deserted island she inhabits due to her…

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“Tom Cruise Insisted on Doing All of the Film’s Stunts” — Everything We Know About ‘Gran Turismo’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/tom-c…
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Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card

EDINBURGH — Young adult fiction fans are rejoicing as the literature world finally has a female equivalent to Orson Scott Card now that J.K. Rowling’s…

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Nintendo Leaks Worsen as Hackers Reveal Shigeru Miyamoto’s Entire DNA Sequence hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Leaks Worsen as Hackers Reveal Shigeru Miyamoto's Entire DNA Sequence

KYOTO, Japan — After suffering a string of damaging data breaches and leaked trade secrets such as hardware specs and console operating system code, Nintendo announced…

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Millennial Excited to Return to Pokémon Snap With Photography Degree Under His Belt

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A millennial gamer who grew up with Pokémon Snap is excited to play the new Nintendo Switch version now that he has…

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Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime

STANFORD, Calif. — A study out of Stanford University shows a direct correlation between watching the Nickelodeon show Avatar: The Last Airbender and an increased…

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Gonna bring my 3 dualsenses for me and my friends!
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