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Following Patch, Overwatch Cereal Now Part of a Well-Balanced Breakfast hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Following Patch, Overwatch Cereal Now Part of a Well-Balanced Breakfast

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. —  Following criticism of the Overwatch themed breakfast cereal’s initial release, Kellogg’s announced that their Lucio Oh’s cereal has received a massive…

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“Tom Cruise Insisted on Doing All of the Film’s Stunts” — Everything We Know About ‘Gran Turismo’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/tom-c…
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YouTuber Sex Scandal Proves Medium Power Corrupts Absolutely hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

YouTuber Sex Scandal Proves Medium Power Corrupts Absolutely

DALLAS  — Content creator David Patterson, otherwise known as “SuperVGMan64” on YouTube, is under fire for sending predatory texts and DMs to minors in his…

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CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn

Adapting to the ever-changing use of personal computers, CNET revealed a new section to their website today that allows consumers to find out which laptop…

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Guy Who Created Your Favorite Flash Game Has Alt Right YouTube Channel Now hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Guy Who Created Your Favorite Flash Game Has Alt Right YouTube Channel Now

RALEIGH, N.C. — Nostalgic gamers nationwide were left reeling this morning following public revelations that Danny Gage, creator of popular flash game Stick Assault, has…

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Thousands of Parents Now Regret Naming Their Children ‘Game of Thrones’ hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Thousands of Parents Now Regret Naming Their Children 'Game of Thrones'

UNITED STATES — Following the series finale of HBO’s massively successful series, parents around the nation are feeling remorse and humiliation after naming their children…

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always gets me how half of hard drive articles are stuff like "which mario character gives the best footjob" and the other half is a really good point wrapped up in a joke article
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Gulf War Game Boy Finally Receives Treatment for PTSD hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gulf War Game Boy Finally Receives Treatment for PTSD

OSWEGO, N.Y. — The Game Boy that famously survived a bombing during the Gulf War is finally receiving treatment for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after…

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we interviewed Duke Nukem!
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29 Jul 2023
time and time again these Saturday interviews are my favorite things to write. I visited Duke Nukem in a place called “piss alley” and found out why it was called “piss alley” (It’s cuz there was piss everywhere)
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Joe Rogan One Suggestion Away From Eating Human Meat hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Joe Rogan One Suggestion Away From Eating Human Meat

LOS ANGELES — Fearful sources from inside the production team at the podcast The Joe Rogan Experience are becoming increasingly worried at the possibility of…

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time and time again these Saturday interviews are my favorite things to write. I visited Duke Nukem in a place called “piss alley” and found out why it was called “piss alley” (It’s cuz there was piss everywhere)
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“Did You Talk to Any of My Daughters?” Hard Drive Interviews Duke Nukem hard-drive.net/hd/did-you-ta…
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How, I Dunno, the Fuckin Numa Numa Guy Led to the Formation of the Alt-Right hard-drive.net/hd/politics/h…

How, I Dunno, the Fuckin Numa Numa Guy Led to the Formation of the Alt-Right

It’s important to look at the rise of the far right in the United States and ask ourselves: which piece of media from the early 2000s can we pin on this?

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Haunted GameStop Found to be Built Atop Ancient Atari E.T. Game Burial Grounds hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Haunted GameStop Found to be Built Atop Ancient Atari E.T. Game Burial Grounds

ALAMOGORDO, N.M. — A recently opened GameStop experiencing a rash of paranormal phenomena was discovered to be built atop the infamous landfill containing cartridges of…

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Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage

RENTON, Wash. — Local dungeon master Sean Murdoch was rushed to the hospital yesterday evening, after his player and cousin Jonas Vandelay succeeded on a…

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Hypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM Move hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Hypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM Move

KANTO REGION — A local Hypno who once dreamt of Elite Four glory was assigned a fourth and final HM move the dejected Pokémon confirmed. …

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i am ranking things with reckless abandon. everything will finally be good and orderly when it is ranked... when it becomes 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕
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No way they accidentally said Sublime while talking about my favorite Angel. Someone is in my walls. Someone is listening to my thoughts.
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