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PARMA, Ohio —  Local game collector Steve Yalper is dutifully holding on to his vintage PlayStation 2 Multitap in case up to three of his…

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Controversial Spider-Man: No Way Home Deleted Scene Shows All the Uncle Bens Rotting in Hell

A controversial deleted scene portrays all previous cinematic portrayals of the Ben Parker character rotting in Hell. 

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Russian Roulette: Tips, Tricks, and Cheat Codes

Today we have some tips and tricks for victory that’ll blow your mind. But not literally, of course.

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YouTuber Starting to Think 7-Hour Video Essay Going to Take Longer Than 7 Hours to Produce

A YouTuber five hours into producing his new 7 hour video is reportedly starting to think he’s going to need a little more time to finish it. 

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Enter the Dark Side: These Are the 7 Worst Star Wars Games Ever Made (via @hdminusworld) hard-drive.net/news-games/en…

Enter the Dark Side: These Are the 7 Worst Star Wars Games Ever Made

The dark side is real, meaning that they also directly made or allowed for the creation of some Holiday Special-tier video game crap.

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Nintendo Announces “Super Mario Movie Maker” Since Everyone Thinks They Can Do Better hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Nintendo Announces “Super Mario Movie Maker” Since Everyone Thinks They Can Do Better

Super Mario Movie Maker will give everyone that was so critical of the recent animated film a chance to make their own, sources confirmed.

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Man Canceling Netflix Subscription Tired of Supporting Exploitative Corporation That Doesn’t Even...

He says he can no longer support a corporation that doesn't treat its workers fairly and doesn’t even have The Office anymore.

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