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Wanna bet?
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Holy based
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Every ‘Dead by Daylight’ Killer Ranked By How Likely They Are to Celebrate Christmas hard-drive.net/hd/list/dead-…
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Whoa! Innovative Tears of the Kingdom Players Have Successfully Built an Effective Two Party System hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Whoa! Innovative Tears of the Kingdom Players Have Successfully Built an Effective Two Party System

Months after its release, dedicated Tears of the Kingdom players have constructed an effective two party system to govern the land of Hyrule. 

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Someone should draw that
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Action Movie Director Announces Plans for New Series That Starts Getting Good by the Fifth One hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Action Movie Director Announces Plans for New Series That Starts Getting Good by the Fifth One

Mattie Melton announced a new series of films he is working on called Agent Amazing that will get good by the fifth one.

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New Assassin’s Creed Just Gonna Let You Go Crazy in Present Day Times Square hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Assassin’s Creed Just Gonna Let You Go Crazy in Present Day Times Square

Apparently the next installment in the long running franchise will just let players go wild in modern day Times Square, sources confirmed. 

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Mark Roebuck @Mark_Roebuck
24 Jul 2023
Wrote up another ranking for Hard Drive
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Every ‘Dead by Daylight’ Killer Ranked By How Likely They Are to Celebrate Christmas hard-drive.net/hd/list/dead-…

Every 'Dead by Daylight' Killer Ranked By How Likely They Are to Celebrate Christmas

Somehow no one has dissected who among them would be most likely to celebrate everyone's favorite holiday.

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Nintendo Executive Responds to Question About ‘Metroid Prime 4’ by Sticking Fingers in Ears and Saying ‘Na-Na-Na I Can’t Hear You’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Executive Responds to Question About ‘Metroid Prime 4’ by Sticking Fingers in Ears and...

Many fans have been wondering about Metroid Prime 4, to which executives at Nintendo have responded “na-na-na, na-na, I can’t hear you.”

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I know a cure for *all* ailments, Mr Marston
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There’s absolutely no limit to this transformation. X will be the platform that can deliver, well….everything. @elonmusk and I are looking forward to working with our teams and every single one of our partners to bring X to the world.
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they're promising more features for X than your friend who has "an idea for a video game" once he finds someone to do the coding
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It’s Time to Face the Facts: Pinky and the Brain Are Never Going to Take Over the World hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/it…

It's Time to Face the Facts: Pinky and the Brain Are Never Going to Take Over the World

As America ages not-so-gracefully into its 240s, with climate change knocking on our doors and tribalism facing all-time highs, it’s time we become realistic about…

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Nintendo Announces All Mario to be Paper by 2025 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces All Mario to be Paper by 2025

KYOTO, Japan — In an effort to combat the upcoming environmental changes expected to take place in the Mushroom Kingdom, Nintendo announced today that all…

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30 Things George R.R. Martin Is Doing Instead of Writing ‘The Winds of Winter’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/30-th…
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Dave Matthews Band Reveals “Crash Into Me” Was Originally About Crash Bandicoot 2 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Dave Matthews Band Reveals “Crash Into Me” Was Originally About Crash Bandicoot 2

Dave Matthews revealed that his band’s breakthrough 1996 hit “Crash Into Me” was originally penned about Crash Bandicoot 2.

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Wait wtf that’s actually sickening 😭 how did I never catch that
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Castlevania Creators Admit Alucard’s Name Was an Unintentional Coincidence hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Castlevania Creators Admit Alucard's Name Was an Unintentional Coincidence

TOKYO — A group of longtime Konami employees behind the iconic video game series Castlevania caused a commotion at a press conference today after admitting…

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Guy With Triforce Tattoo Neither Courageous, Nor Powerful, Nor Wise hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Guy With Triforce Tattoo Neither Courageous, Nor Powerful, Nor Wise

Kenneth Cochry has a Triforce tattoo onto his left arm, despite the fact that he is reportedly neither courageous, nor powerful, nor wise.

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