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Hard Drive @HardDriveMag
23 Jul 2023
Elon Musk Renames Twitter After Relationship With His Wife hard-drive.net/hd/technology…
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Everyone Silently Agrees to Ignore Friend’s YouTube History as They Pull Up Video on TV hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Everyone Silently Agrees to Ignore Friend’s YouTube History as They Pull Up Video on TV

Friends of Juan Espinosa silently decided to ignore his alarmingly visible YouTube history as he searched for a music video on his PS4’s YouTube app.

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23 Jul 2023
30 Things George R.R. Martin Is Doing Instead of Writing ‘The Winds of Winter’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/30-th…
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George R.R. Martin is a Touhou And ngl, he got cool hats
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30 Things George R.R. Martin Is Doing Instead of Writing ‘The Winds of Winter’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/30-th…
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Coding Boot Camp Defends Decision to Hire Real Drill Sergeant hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Coding Boot Camp Defends Decision to Hire Real Drill Sergeant

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local computer programming academy CodeBlue has come under fire after hiring a retired Marine Corps drill sergeant to oversee their ten week…

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The Only Way to Protect Endangered Species From Climate Change Is to Imprison Them in the Power Cores of My Killer Robots hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

The Only Way to Protect Endangered Species From Climate Change Is to Imprison Them in the Power...

Let’s face it: our Green Hill Zones cannot stay green forever.

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Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings

Lifelong fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were shocked today, as Master Splinter revealed to the world there are actually five turtle brothers in…

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Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters

RALEIGH, N.C. — After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that they were all just playing…

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22 Jul 2023
“Are These All Going to Be Questions About Wario?” — Hard Drive Interviews Christopher Nolan hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

“Are These All Going to Be Questions About Wario?” — Hard Drive Interviews Christopher Nolan

Having been denied conventional press passes during our six years as a website, I bought a tip off the dark web and crashed a press junket.

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Sorry, “Gamer Girls,” But You’re Not Real Fans Until You Can Tell Me What a Smart, Handsome Boy I Am hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sorry, "Gamer Girls," But You're Not Real Fans Until You Can Tell Me What a Smart, Handsome Boy I Am

Alright ladies, the jig is up. You may have the rest of the world fooled, with your Skyrim shirts and your Keyblade keychains, but I’m…

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22 Jul 2023
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Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene

LOS ANGELES — Production of a new movie based on the iconic Battletoads video game franchise has reportedly stalled due to difficulties surrounding the film’s…

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Metal Gear Solid Convention Proves There’s Life for the Series After Kojima (via @HDMinusWorld) hard-drive.net/news-games/me…

Metal Gear Solid Convention Proves There's Life for the Series After Kojima

I found myself watching the Cosplay Contest at the first-ever MGSCon at the Los Angeles Airport Hilton on July 15th.

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New Service Lets You Rent a Funny Guy for Your Group Chats hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

New Service Lets You Rent a Funny Guy for Your Group Chats

A new startup based in Manhattan called Chat Rat lets people rent a funny guy to join their group chats and make them a little less boring.

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Female Character’s Pants Have No Inventory Slots hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Female Character’s Pants Have No Inventory Slots

Local gamer Jennie Popova was perplexed to discover that her female character’s equipped pants had no inventory slots.

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Kinda Scary: Friend Still Talking About How Thanos Had a Point hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Kinda Scary: Friend Still Talking About How Thanos Had a Point

Local accountant Craig Rubio is still talking about how Avengers villain Thanos had a point in movies that came out upwards of three years ago.

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Scandal: Hudson Construction Sign Designer Lied About Engineering Degree hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Scandal: Hudson Construction Sign Designer Lied About Engineering Degree

Controversy has embroiled Hyrule Kingdom after a whistleblower revealed that a key employee had misrepresented his qualifications.

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