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Every Smash Bros Character Ranked by How Likely They Are to Fall for an Insurance Scam hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…
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Zoo Employees Unionize and Present List of Demands to Tycoon Who Keeps Letting Them Get Mauled by Animals hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Zoo Employees Unionize and Present List of Demands to Tycoon Who Keeps Letting Them Get Mauled by...

Here is the list of demands that employees have sent to the tycoon who keeps letting them get mauled by various zoo animals.

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New Game Similar to ‘Rogue’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Game Similar to ‘Rogue’

A new video game called Runaround is drawing comparisons to the 1980 procedurally generated game Rogue.

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Disney Announces Star Wars Series About Jar Jar Trying to Pass Childcare Bill in the Senate hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Disney Announces Star Wars Series About Jar Jar Trying to Pass Childcare Bill in the Senate

Disney announced that a new series set in the Star Wars universe will follow Senator Jar Jar Binks trying to pass a childcare care bill.

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Ricky Gervais Starves to Death After Massive Fire Destroys All Low-Hanging Fruit hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Ricky Gervais Starves to Death After Massive Fire Destroys All Low-Hanging Fruit

Ricky Gervais was found dead after a massive fire in Los Angeles burned away all low-hanging fruit, which was his only source of sustenance.

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I’ll take that seat
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Alien Civilization Just Really Into Purple Right Now hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Alien Civilization Just Really Into Purple Right Now

An alien civilization known as Zuufar are reportedly getting really into the color purple right now.

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PS5 Has Never Been More Offended in Its Life Than by How You Unplugged Its Power Cord hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

PS5 Has Never Been More Offended in Its Life Than by How You Unplugged Its Power Cord

A local PlayStation 5 was extremely offended by its owner Lucille Carter after having its power cord allegedly ripped out unceremoniously from the wall.

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there’s an implication in this one that zangief could have stopped 9/11
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"Guile looks like he'd smell really good" what did Hard drive mean by this?
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Gamer Who Swore to Never Spend $70 on a Game Didn’t Say Anything About a $130 Collector’s Edition That Comes With Special Little Toy hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Who Swore to Never Spend $70 on a Game Didn’t Say Anything About a $130 Collector’s Edition...

Jessica Milton is appalled by increasing prices in video games, and has vowed never to spend $70 on a game unless it’s a $130 collector’s edition.

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Looking Back on Roger Ebert’s Favorite Film ‘HALO 2 ALL CUTSCENES (4K 60FPS) GAMEMOVIE’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Looking Back on Roger Ebert's Favorite Film ‘HALO 2 ALL CUTSCENES (4K 60FPS) GAMEMOVIE’

Today, we look back at the one film Roger Ebert ever gave a five-star review to: HALO 2 ALL CUTSCENES (4K 60FPS) GAMEMOVIE.

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Jaded Disney Adult Can’t Imagine Bringing a Child Into This Fucked-up Disney World hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Jaded Disney Adult Can’t Imagine Bringing a Child Into This Fucked-up Disney World

Dylan Schaeffer, 36, recently bemoaned the state of his favorite theme park, questioning why anyone would, in good conscience, bring a child into it.

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Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic

Mario voice actor Charles Martinet announced that he will be playing the lead role in an upcoming biopic about actor Chris Pratt.

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