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Nintendo Announces New Charmander Evolution ‘Gerrymander’ That’s Unbeatable Due to Its Ability to Randomly Change the Rules of Battle hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces New Charmander Evolution ‘Gerrymander’ That’s Unbeatable Due to Its Ability to...

The Pokémon Company introduced a new alternate Charmander evolution, Gerrymander, which will be totally unbeatable.

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Hard Drive Mag

Video game news for gamers by gamers about gamers who hate gaming. Reviews, articles, deep dives, we promise you'll hate it all — like the true gamer that you are.

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Party Planner Trying to Figure Out How to Invite Banjo But Not Kazooie hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Party Planner Trying to Figure Out How to Invite Banjo But Not Kazooie

Bottles the Mole is reportedly struggling to figure out how to invite just Banjo to his BBQ party with friends.

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17 Jul 2023
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17 Jul 2023
went looking straight for meg’s entry and i was not disappointed
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Liam Hemsworth Reveals He Ate All Six ‘The Witcher’ Books to Prepare for Playing Geralt hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Liam Hemsworth Reveals He Ate All Six 'The Witcher' Books to Prepare for Playing Geralt

As part of his preparation to fully embody Geralt of Rivia, actor Liam Hemsworth revealed that he ate all six The Witcher novels

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New Marvel Movie to Be Released Direct-to-Airplane hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

New Marvel Movie to Be Released Direct-to-Airplane

Kevin Feige announced today that the upcoming MCU movie Captain America: Brave New World will be released exclusively on airplane TVs.

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17 Jul 2023
Finally did some real journalism
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McDonald’s vs. Burger King: Who Made Better Video Games? hard-drive.net/news-games/mc…

McDonald's vs. Burger King: Who Made Better Video Games?

Did you know there were a handful of them? Basically McDonald's did it first and then Burger King did a weird version later. Imagine that! 

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TV Character Has Longer Hair in This Scene So You Know It’s a Flashback hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

TV Character Has Longer Hair in This Scene So You Know It’s a Flashback

A character in Anaesthesia Blues was shown with longer hair in one scene so that viewers would know that it was a flashback scene.

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Aging Otaku Uses Body Pillow for Lower Back Pain hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Aging Otaku Uses Body Pillow for Lower Back Pain

Shawn Spelman has discovered a new form of back relief after repurposing his otaku body pillow from a romantic object to a physical therapy aid. 

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16 Jul 2023
Tell that to spider-man!
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Spider-Man Dead After Spider-Sense Tragically Fails to Detect Actual Poisonous Spider hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Spider-Man Dead After Spider-Sense Tragically Fails to Detect Actual Poisonous Spider

Spider-Man tragically passed away after his “Spidey Sense” failed to notify him of the poisonous spider that crawled up his leg and bit him

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