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Man Buys Goku Fortnite Skin to Live Out Escapist Fantasy of Abandoning His Son hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Buys Goku Fortnite Skin to Live Out Escapist Fantasy of Abandoning His Son

Local father Robert Parker reportedly jumped at the chance to play Fortnite as Goku, the famous Dragon Ball Z character who does not take care of his son.

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"Kevin!" @kevinpodas
16 Jul 2023
I poured a lot of morbid love into this list. 68 Kirby abilities ranked by how useful they would be in a full-on hostage situation 📝
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Remember The Sandlot? I Bet You Do, You Old Piece of Shit hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Remember The Sandlot? I Bet You Do, You Old Piece of Shit

I can already tell you do by the look of your thin-ass wiry grey hair, you old fucking piece of shit.

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Grow Up: Only Children Play Video Games. Real Adults Pay Twitch Streamers to Play Games for Us hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/gr…

Grow Up: Only Children Play Video Games. Real Adults Pay Twitch Streamers to Play Games for Us

As a parent and veteran gamer there’s a tough truth you have to hear, and I’d rather you hear it from me.

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Seeders 🦀 @SeedersPhD
16 Jul 2023
This is anti-Ball propaganda. You'd basically be a kangaroo on crack or like one of those bouncing death balls from Portal. Good luck to the captors on hitting that 😤 (Sidenote: If the room you're trapped in has bottomless pits, you're screwed)
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(Vic)Gurgis 🦑 @VicGurg
16 Jul 2023
Rindo mais do que devia
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Creepypasta About Haunted Video Game Just Someone Playing ‘Sonic Forces’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Creepypasta About Haunted Video Game Just Someone Playing ‘Sonic Forces’

A controversial post at the top r/creepypasta, although bone-chilling, reportedly sounds like a description of 2017 video game Sonic Forces.

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olivia🍓 @spiderwikipedia
16 Jul 2023
never thought about it like this until now
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“IMAX. It All Must Be IMAX,” Mutters Unhinged Christopher Nolan Grafting Camera Into Chest hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

“IMAX. It All Must Be IMAX,” Mutters Unhinged Christopher Nolan Grafting Camera Into Chest

Christopher Nolan had a mental breakdown on the set of his new film Oppenheimer in which he grafted an IMAX camera into his chest.

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Aging Gamer Doesn’t Realize Clicking Thumbsticks Are Actually Just His Thumbs hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Aging Gamer Doesn’t Realize Clicking Thumbsticks Are Actually Just His Thumbs

A forum poster seeking solutions for his controller’s loudly-clicking thumbsticks is unaware that the sound is actually coming from his own joints.

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Boss Doesn’t Have the Heart to Tell Struggling Player He Actually Has Two More Forms hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Boss Doesn’t Have the Heart to Tell Struggling Player He Actually Has Two More Forms

Xargas the Destroyer is unsure how to tell his challenger he actually has two more phases after this one before he’s finally defeated.

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FuncoLand Manager Who Traveled From 1996 Via Time Machine: The Hard Drive Interview hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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what in the AI fuck is going on in these comments
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Fisherman Shocked to Learn Other Pokémon Exist hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Fisherman Shocked to Learn Other Pokémon Exist

Fisherman Ivan was in for the surprise of his life this week when an unnamed Pokémon trainer whom he had made eye contact with and battled, possessed other Pokémon besides just Magikarp. 

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Guy Who 100%ed ‘The Talos Principle’ Receives Honorary Philosophy Degree hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Guy Who 100%ed ‘The Talos Principle’ Receives Honorary Philosophy Degree

Justin Pulzer recently stepped across the stage at Harvard University following his achievement of getting 100% in The Talos Principle.

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Climate Scientists Have No Idea What Is Going On With Wet-Dry World hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Climate Scientists Have No Idea What Is Going On With Wet-Dry World

Climate scientists have published a new report this week stating that they have no idea what is going on with Wet-Dry World.

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