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Anime Character Hospitalized for Dehydration After Getting Embarrassed

Usagi Tsukino was rushed to the hospital this week after embarrassing herself in front of her love interest.

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Activision Implements Draft to Ensure New ‘Call of Duty’ Gets All the Players It Needs

Activision will be instituting a draft in conjunction with the American government to secure players for the upcoming Call of Duty game.

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‘Jeopardy!’ Episode Derailed by Contestant’s Grim 45-Minute Anecdote About Time He Hit a Drifter...

A recent episode of the popular quiz show ‘Jeopardy!’ took a grim turn after contestant James Pierce shared a harrowing 45-minute anecdote.

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Friend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking Trees

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Novice Settlers of Catan player Jason Meyers reportedly made repeated pleas for wood from his fellow players during a local game that…

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Hardass Professor Won't Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia

PALLET TOWN, Kanto — World famous Pokémon researcher Professor Samuel Oak has enraged students by not letting them use Bulbapedia for their final exam. “Yet…

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New Phone Is Waterproof, But Y'know, Not Really

The tech world was shaken as new cell phone producer Kenora announced a phone that was completely and fully waterproof, but y’know, not really.

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Steam Deck Enables Man to Not Play Hundreds of Games On the Go 

A man’s newly purchased Steam Deck has given him the exciting option to neglect hundreds of games on the go, or from the comfort of his couch.

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