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Alex Vega @AVnuRadical
7 Aug 2023
Justice for Baragon. 😭
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President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B buttons to Same Place on All Controllers hard-drive.net/hd/politics/p…

President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B Buttons to Same Place on All Controllers

President Biden has signed a new executive order requiring all video game companies to map the A and B buttons the same way on their controllers.

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Gigan @finalgigan
7 Aug 2023
As someone who had a Moguera toy when I was 4, I can confirm this is true
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Artys @LucyAlays
6 Aug 2023
yaouch....well Kevin Conroy is awesome
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Kensuke Tanabe Backtracking Through Nintendo Offices to Find Key That Lets Him Continue Metroid Prime 4 Development hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Kensuke Tanabe Backtracking Through Nintendo Offices to Find Key That Lets Him Continue Metroid...

KYOTO, Japan — The development of Metroid Prime 4 has reportedly stalled after series producer Kensuke Tanabe discovered he was missing an important key that…

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Kid Whose Uncle Actually Works at Nintendo Ostracized at School

MIDDLEBURY, Vt. — Local 6th grader David Kammer has been shunned by his classmates at Middlebury Union Middle School after repeated attempts to explain that…

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Switch Owner With No Other Technology Desperately Hoping Nintendo Announces Netflix Support hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Switch Owner With No Other Technology Desperately Hoping Nintendo Announces Netflix Support

KENOSHA, Wisc. — Nintendo Switch owner Kyle Goulet said today that he is desperately hoping Nintendo will announce Netflix support for the console during its…

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Pretty Neat: This Hacked Ultrasound Machine Will Let Your Fetus Play Doom hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pretty Neat: This Hacked Ultrasound Machine Will Let Your Fetus Play Doom

A group of medical students at Michigan State University have successfully modded an ultrasound machine to allow unborn fetuses to play 1993’s Doom on it.

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was so close to being out. now i have no idea if i ever will have a chance again. PlayStation 5 is $449.99 on Best Buy howl.me/ckjxQroF658
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we now have the Diablo 2 soundtrack on vinyl in our store. check it out! hardshoppes.com/products/dia…
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This is absolutely the correct answer
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Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding...

TALL GRASS, RT 39 — Farfetch’d confided to reporters this week that he is unsure how much longer he can hide the fact he is…

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Everyone Wishes Man Would Stop Using Tongue to Twirl Control Stick in Mario Party hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Everyone Wishes Man Would Stop Using Tongue to Twirl Control Stick in Mario Party

DENVER — A group of friends is appalled over one member’s insistence on using his tongue to spin the control stick in Mario Party mini…

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Man Yearning For ‘Good Old Days’ Mostly Yearning for Bionicle hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Man Yearning For ‘Good Old Days’ Mostly Yearning for Bionicle

MILWAUKEE — Nostalgic 26-year-old James Crawford claims he spent his week reminiscing about the halcyon days of 2001, though sources report he was mostly pining…

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Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn’t Have To hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn't Have To

FRESNO, Calif. — Local caretaker Ellie Franklin reported yesterday afternoon that the elderly man she looks after, Jim Anderson, was seen rewinding through the YouTube…

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After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of 'Street Fighter 1'

LOS ALAMOS, N.M. — Thom Mason, director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory, announced today they have finally unearthed definitive proof of the long-theorized Street…

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Charles Koch Doesn’t Understand Why Character in First Place Can’t Also Get Blue Shell hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Charles Koch Doesn't Understand Why Character in First Place Can't Also Get Blue Shell

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Billionaire owner of Koch Industries Charles Koch recently gave a two-hour symposium at his alma mater MIT that questioned the mechanics of…

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