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Ash’s Pikachu Devastated After Picking Up Cool Rock He Found
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This whole list is golden, but this particularly cracked me up
Every Hayao Miyazaki Movie Ranked by How Mad He’d Be to Find Out You Had Sex During It
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Miyamoto Announces Nintendo Closing After 40 Years: “Mario Has Done Everything”
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Hard Drive doing us 4 armed gals 100% right
Every Mortal Kombat Character Ranked by How Good a Spouse I Think They Would Be
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Every Mortal Kombat Character Ranked by How Good a Spouse I Think They Would Be
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GameFreak Under Time Crunch After Not Releasing a New Pokémon Game for One Whole Month
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‘Tears of the Kingdom’ Enemies Ranked By How Much Fun I Have Slaughtering Them hard-drive.net/news-games/le…
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Hello Fresh Announces Zelda Meal Kit That’s Just Four Apples and a Gigantic Slab of Raw Meat
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"There should NOT be any penetration during Howl’s Moving Castle." Real
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How to Beat the First Boss in Elden Ri—Wait That Was Just a Regular Guy?
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Scientists Unveil New Pictures From Depths of Galaxy: “It’s Actually a Lot Like ‘Geometry Wars’ Out There”
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Will I Understand ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ If I Died Two Years Ago? Guest Article by Rush Limbaugh
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it would say "local knight" or something if it was set in the game. characters don't generally call themselves npcs, so this should be written from the pov of someone PLAYING a game rather than LIVING in it. we sometimes use "local hero" or "local man" but not "local character"
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- npcs aren't known for giving bad map directions, they usually just put a marker
- apple maps is a boring reference & it doesn't give quest directions
- why is the npc accused? just say its the worst
- it added "local" bc of local news but "npc" implies it's set irl, not in-game
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This is pretty good lmao
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