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Nation’s Parents Pissed at Finding Out ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Was Also on Peacock This Whole Fucking Time hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Nation’s Parents Pissed at Finding Out ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Was Also on Peacock This Whole...

The movie was also released on the Peacock streaming service at the same time, a fact that the nation’s parents were shocked to discover.

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Martin Scorsese Movies Ranked by How Much MCU Characters Would Improve Them hard-drive.net/hd/list/marti…
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Of course! It was right under our noses this whole time
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Martin Scorsese Movies Ranked by How Much MCU Characters Would Improve Them hard-drive.net/hd/list/marti…

Martin Scorsese Movies Ranked by How Much MCU Characters Would Improve Them

We are pretty positive that you're not going to see Scorsese using any Marvel characters in his movies anytime soon, which is a damn shame.

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Child Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years Old hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Child Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years Old

FAIRFIELD, Conn. — Kenny Coleman, local pokemon fan and former adolescent, has reportedly received a number of rare candies in his halloween basket, leveling him…

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Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep

ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite marathon and “go to fucking…

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Review: This Ominous, Black Cartridge Is a Classic Throwback That Is Slowly Untethering Me From This Reality hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Review: This Ominous, Black Cartridge Is a Classic Throwback That Is Slowly Untethering Me From...

Let’s revisit this ominous, unlabeled, black GameBoy cartridge I found at a yard sale that is slowly untethering me from this reality.

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Every ‘Dead by Daylight’ Killer Ranked By How Likely They Are to Celebrate Christmas hard-drive.net/hd/list/dead-…
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BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died

MATMATA, Tunisia — Close sources from within The Mandalorian production team solemnly reported today that breakout star Baby Yoda died while filming on location in…

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Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House

TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell has suffered what’s being described…

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Kinda Sad: 30-Something Still Quoting Videos From Ebaum’s World hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Kinda Sad: 30-Something Still Quoting Videos From Ebaum’s World

Friends of Dayton Cooke are disheartened by his habit of dropping references to turn-of-the-millennium internet content repositories.

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AI Generated Jack-o-Lantern Pattern Missing Eyes, Nose, Mouth hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

AI Generated Jack-o-Lantern Pattern Missing Eyes, Nose, Mouth

After using an AI-generator to make a unique jack-o-lantern design, a local man found that the stencil was missing the key components that comprise a face.

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What is Every State’s Favorite Horror Movie? hard-drive.net/hd/list/what-…
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just so we're clear, all of our fraudster activity is man-made
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wow, that must be frustrating, joe. anyways hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Biden: With AI, fraudsters can take a three second recording of your voice, I have watched one of me on a couple of occasions. I said when the hell did I sat that?
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Epic Announces They Will Suck Your Dick if You Release Your Game on Their Store hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Epic Announces They Will Suck Your Dick if You Release Your Game on Their Store

Epic Games announced that they would perform oral sex on any developers willing to release games on their digital storefront.

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just shit my pants scrolling the timeline
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“And Then This One, She’s Super Strong, Like, POW!” We Asked Dave Filoni to Put Down His Dolls for a Minute and Answer Our Questions hard-drive.net/hd/list/and-t…
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me when i make the most predatory layoff terms i can think of
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