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Hard Drive @HardDriveMag
31 Oct 2023
What is Every State’s Favorite Horror Movie? hard-drive.net/hd/list/what-…
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a few mediums and larges from this restock left in our store, get them while you can! hardshoppes.com/products/you…
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What is Every State’s Favorite Horror Movie? hard-drive.net/hd/list/what-…

What is Every State's Favorite Horror Movie?

Today, the most spooky and evil of all days, we will run down the lists and crunch all the hard numbers to deliver you them all.

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tired: another fucking fire emblem character wired: another fucking firebender character
Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl
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Mr. Krabs, Zuko, Rocksteady, and Iroh are joining Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2 as our first DLC characters in 2024! Watch out for more news on Mr. Krabs coming early next year! #NASB2 @Nickelodeon
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Gamer Who Forgot It’s Halloween Puts Out Spice Orange GameCube at Last Minute hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Who Forgot It's Halloween Puts Out Spice Orange GameCube at Last Minute

After realizing that it was the 31st, a panicked gamer put out a spice orange-colored Nintendo GameCube on his porch in lieu of a pumpkin.

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31 Oct 2023
“And Then This One, She’s Super Strong, Like, POW!” We Asked Dave Filoni to Put Down His Dolls for a Minute and Answer Our Questions hard-drive.net/hd/list/and-t…
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“And Then This One, She’s Super Strong, Like, POW!” We Asked Dave Filoni to Put Down His Dolls for a Minute and Answer Our Questions hard-drive.net/hd/list/and-t…

“And Then This One, She’s Super Strong, Like, POW!” We Asked Dave Filoni to Put Down His Dolls for...

We took advantage of the 'playdate' opportunity to sit down with the creative mind behind one of the world’s most profitable properties.

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Hot Guy’s Thor Halloween Costume Makes No Fucking Sense hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Hot Guy's Thor Halloween Costume Makes No Fucking Sense

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A perfectly symmetrical, toned, effortlessly attractive man drew criticism from the schlub community this weekend after he was spotted at a local…

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“He’s Not Ready,” Mutters Miyamoto Over Shrieking Flesh Pile of Failed Mario Clone hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“He’s Not Ready,” Mutters Miyamoto Over Shrieking Flesh Pile of Failed Mario Clone

Miyamoto shocked stockholders when his ‘NextGen Showcase' was unfortunately behind schedule.

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Halo Fans Will Love This: We’re Using Game Titles in Headlines for Site Traffic hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Halo Fans Will Love This: We’re Using Game Titles in Headlines for Site Traffic

Calling all gamers! One of the most huge, epic NINTENDO CROSSOVER and GOD OF WAR: RAGNAROK news has just hit the world.

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New Indie Game Asks ‘What if a Game Wasn’t Fun?’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Indie Game Asks 'What if a Game Wasn't Fun?'

SAN FRANCISCO — Two-person software development company Closed Curve Studios announced its first release will tackle the controversial subject of fun in video games, according…

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Sonic and Mario Olympic Games Also Hotbed for Sex Between Athletes hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sonic and Mario Olympic Games Also Hotbed for Sex Between Athletes

TOKYO — New reports from within the Sonic and Mario version of the Summer Olympics have revealed today that this version of the Olympic Games…

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Aging Venom Only Vulnerable to Mid-Range Frequencies hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Aging Venom Only Vulnerable to Mid-Range Frequencies

Local villain-turned-antihero Venom noticed today that his weakness to loud noises has been significantly reduced as the symbiote has grown older.

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Embarrassment Ensues at Police Halloween Party Where Everyone Showed Up as the Punisher hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Embarrassment Ensues at Police Halloween Party Where Everyone Showed Up as the Punisher

ONEONTA, Ala. — A social faux pas was committed at the annual Blount County Police Halloween Ball after every single officer and deputy dressed as…

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30 Oct 2023
It's been a little over a year since I started writing for/working with Hard Drive, still occasionally have to pinch myself that I'm doing stuff for a site I admired for so long! Here's some of my favs I've penned in that time :)
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Nintendo Reveals That Kirby Is Angry in American Releases Due to Cost of Insulin hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Reveals That Kirby Is Angry in American Releases Due to Cost of Insulin

Nintendo of America revealed this demeanor correctly reflects Kirby’s actual anger at the cost of insulin in the United States.

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Man Furious Reviewer Gave Up On Game After Just 59 Hours hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Furious Reviewer Gave Up On Game After Just 59 Hours

A local man is beside himself with rage after a games journalist published a review for a game having clocked a mere 59 hours in it.

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Elon Musk
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30 Oct 2023
The word “cis” is a heterosexual slur. Shame on anyone who uses it.
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30 Oct 2023
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30 Oct 2023
20 Facts You Didn’t Know About Pokémon Red and Blue hard-drive.net/hd/list/20-fa…
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need to hear sea of stars' battle theme played by that orchestra
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