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Masked Killer Making Scary Calls Could Have Just Texted hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Masked Killer Making Scary Calls Could Have Just Texted

Local sophomore Beth Murray wishes the masked killer tormenting her with scary phone calls would just text like a normal person.

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343 Refuses to Reveal What Master Chief’s Suit Does With All the Cum hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

343 Refuses to Reveal What Master Chief’s Suit Does With All the Cum

343 Industries have refused to reveal what Master Chief’s armor does with all the semen it collects from jerking off the space marine.

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Attack on Titans’ 104th Training Corps Ranked by How They Would Perform as Camp Counselors hard-drive.net/hd/list/attac…
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Nintendo Concerned That Mario Movie Sequel Will Be Too Challenging for Western Audiences hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Nintendo Concerned That Mario Movie Sequel Will Be Too Challenging for Western Audiences

Nintendo is concerned that the sequel to The Super Mario Bros. Movie will prove too difficult for American and European theater-goers,

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Superhero Movies Love to Have Villains Who Are Totally Right… Until They’re Randomly Super Wrong via @HDMinusWorld hard-drive.net/news-games/su…

Superhero Movies Love to Have Villains Who Are Totally Right... Until They're Randomly Super Wrong

But the good guy still has to be Batman, right? So give the baddie an evil plot at the end.

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Weird Dead Guys Who Dig Near Walls in Limgrave Unionize hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Weird Dead Guys Who Dig Near Walls in Limgrave Unionize

A group of those weird dead guys in Limgrave who dig near walls all day have voted to unionize, forming the Limgrave Federation of Dead Guys, or LFDG.

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Six Dead After Jerma Lets Twitch Vote on When He Can Use His Brakes hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Six Dead After Jerma Lets Twitch Vote on When He Can Use His Brakes

Elbertson was arrested by the BPD after killing six people during a stream in which he let chat users vote when his car is allowed to stop.

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Every Stardew Valley Resident Ranked by How Comfortable I Would Be Asking Them for Drugs hard-drive.net/hd/list/stard…
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Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween

MANCHESTER, N.H. — Grant Shelling, a bald wheelchair-bound professor at Manchester Community College, browsed a local Party City in an attempt to figure out what…

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Biden Asks Americans to Get Some Fs Going in the Chat for Abortion Rights hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Biden Asks Americans to Get Some Fs Going in the Chat for Abortion Rights

President Joe Biden asked Americans to “get some Fs going in the chat” while fielded questions about bodily autonomy.

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32-Year-Old’s Scarcity Mindset Attributed To Growing Up Playing ‘Resident Evil’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

32-Year-Old’s Scarcity Mindset Attributed To Growing Up Playing ‘Resident Evil’

Resident Evil fan Scott Josephs has baffled experts for years by having the scarcity mindset of a dustbowl farmer in the early 20th century.

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Top 40 LEGO Sets to Add to Your Wedding Registry hard-drive.net/hd/list/top-4…
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Naughty Dog Moves Development of ‘The Last of Us: Part III Remastered’ Ahead of ‘The Last of Us: Part III’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Naughty Dog Moves Development of ‘The Last of Us: Part III Remastered’ Ahead of ‘The Last of Us:...

Naughty Dog will prioritize development of The Last of Us: Part III Remastered before beginning work on The Last of Us: Part III. 

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Top 40 LEGO Sets to Add to Your Wedding Registry hard-drive.net/hd/list/top-4…

Top 40 LEGO Sets to Add to Your Wedding Registry

What better way to celebrate that connection than by filling your wedding registry with expensive LEGO sets? Here's our personal suggestions.

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Man Playing Jackbox With New Group About to Find Out How Cool Everyone Is With 9/11 Jokes hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Playing Jackbox With New Group About to Find Out How Cool Everyone Is With 9/11 Jokes

David Grounder experienced a brief moment of anxiety during a game of Quiplash with his new friend group.

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Ubisoft Debuts Innovative New Way to Frustrate Everybody hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ubisoft Debuts Innovative New Way to Frustrate Everybody

Ubisoft revealed a creative new way to make gamers feel disgusted by their actions today.

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Horror Game Asks You to Adjust Sliders Until Nothing is Visible hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Horror Game Asks You to Adjust Sliders Until Nothing is Visible

A new survival horror game tasks players with adjusting the brightness sliders in the options menu until nothing whatsoever is visible.

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The 20 Best Nintendo Switch Games to Abruptly Start Playing on a First Date hard-drive.net/hd/list/the-2…
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Dominatrix Anime Available Exclusively With Subs hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Dominatrix Anime Available Exclusively With Subs

A new Japanese anime show has ended it’s first season and will be available in the United States with subs and no option for dubs.

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