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When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die” hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

When Asked What Han Solo's Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die”

Whoa!! We have huge news for Star Wars fans because Han Solo actor Harrison Ford did a TELL-ALL interview with Hard Drive and revealed some…

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Skull Island: Rise of Kong Dev Team Given Three Months To Make New Movie hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Skull Island: Rise of Kong Dev Team Given Three Months To Make New Movie

Developers of the poorly received game have now been given just three months to complete their first feature film.

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The Hard Shoppes

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20 Video Game Characters Who Would Fit Right Into ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/baldu…
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Here is Every Time Mario Has Violated The Geneva Conventions hard-drive.net/hd/video-hard…

Here is Every Time Mario Has Violated The Geneva Conventions

Nintendo's flagship mascot is also a terrible and tyrannical war criminal who is yet to be held accountable for his heinous actions.

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Apple Announces New iPad Will Fatally Electrocute Any Unauthorized Users hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Apple Announces New iPad Will Fatally Electrocute Any Unauthorized Users

Apple released details about their new iPad, most notably that it will electrocute users to death that aren't verified users of the device.

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20 Video Game Characters Who Would Fit Right Into ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/baldu…
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Mos Eisley Cantina Loosens Up Its ‘Murder is Fine But No Droids’ Policy hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Mos Eisley Cantina Loosens Up Its ‘Murder is Fine But No Droids’ Policy

The popular Cantina in town is finally loosening up it’s “Kill people if you gotta, but please no droids in here,” policy, sources confirm.

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Leave it to a gaming "journalist" at @HardDriveMag to not know that Larian made both games...
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20 Video Game Characters Who Would Fit Right Into ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/baldu…

20 Video Game Characters Who Would Fit Right Into 'Baldur’s Gate 3'

BG3's flexibility makes it easy to see how people from other franchises might fit into the game. Here are 20 that we think would be great.

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Archaeologists Uncover First Recorded Tier List in Ancient Rome hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Archaeologists Uncover First Recorded Tier List in Ancient Rome

ROME — After reconstructing an ancient piece of pottery featuring various Roman gladiators categorized by their perceived strength, ability, and matchup spread, a team of…

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5 Characters Who Got Cut From Our ‘8 Characters Who Got Cut From Smash Bros.’ List hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

5 Characters Who Got Cut From Our ‘8 Characters Who Got Cut From Smash Bros.’ List

Here are 5 characters who got cut from our 8 Characters Who Got Cut From Smash Bros. list.

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Every Single Gen 1 Pokémon and What They Probably Taste Like hard-drive.net/hd/list/pokem…

Every Single Gen 1 Pokémon and What They Probably Taste Like

I mean, people in the games canonically eat Pokémon, right? Remember Slowpoke Tail?

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Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey

Twitter CEO and Neuralink founder Elon Musk shocked fans and shareholders by killing a female employee and impregnating a monkey.

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Desperate Xbox User Holds Controller While Watching HBO’s ‘The Last of Us’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Desperate Xbox User Holds Controller While Watching HBO’s ‘The Last of Us’

Patricia Hart held her Xbox controller during HBO’s The Last of Us, hoping to simulate the experience of playing the game on her console.

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“He’s Just Like Me FR” Says Man Who Is Absolutely Nothing Like Guts From Berserk hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

“He's Just Like Me FR” Says Man Who Is Absolutely Nothing Like Guts From Berserk

Tom Nalley, a longtime fan of the Japanese manga series Berserk recently remarked on twitter that the series protagonist, Guts, was exactly like him.

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‘Super Mario Bros. Wonder’ Players Saddened by Way Goombas Plead for Life With Dying Breath hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

'Super Mario Bros. Wonder' Players Saddened by Way Goombas Plead for Life With Dying Breath

Many players that spent the weekend playing Super Mario Bros. Wonder were saddened with the newfound sense of mortality the goombas seem to possess for…

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