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What Is the Most Popular N64 Game in Each State?

We love the Nintendo 64, so today we’ll take a look at what we’ve determined are the system's most popular games in each American state.

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not sure i would call 66.7% "rare" but thanks anyways
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SAG Strikers Demand to No Longer Have To Learn Bullshit Fake Languages for Movie Roles hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

SAG Strikers Demand to No Longer Have To Learn Bullshit Fake Languages for Movie Roles

As the SAG-AFTRA strike continues, actors demand to no longer have to learn bullshit fake languages for future television and movie roles.

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get the shadow shirt in our store! hardshoppes.com/products/sha…
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Everything We Know About the Layoffs at *Spins Giant Wheel* …Sony! hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/ev…

Everything We Know About the Layoffs at *Spins Giant Wheel* …Sony!

With so many great games releasing this year, we’ve not been able to give the rampant layoffs in the industry as much attention as we’d like.

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we'll try to get the author to play the new demo and reconsider
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“Do You Mind If I Try Out a New Accent for This?” Our Interview With Tom Hanks hard-drive.net/hd/list/do-yo…
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NYPD Wonders Why Spider-Man Never Wants to Hang Out Anymore hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

NYPD Wonders Why Spider-Man Never Wants to Hang Out Anymore

Representatives of the NYPD are concerned about their formerly friendly relationship with local vigilante Spider-Man.

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pretty sure it's the same way as the playstation mini version hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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“Do You Mind If I Try Out a New Accent for This?” Our Interview With Tom Hanks hard-drive.net/hd/list/do-yo…
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“Do You Mind If I Try Out a New Accent for This?” Our Interview With Tom Hanks hard-drive.net/hd/list/do-yo…

“Do You Mind If I Try Out a New Accent for This?” Our Interview With Tom Hanks

The two-time Academy Award winner and sweetheart to most Americans that aren't convinced he's a satanist stopped by our offices just to chat.

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Parents: Do Not Let Your Children Google Elephant Mario hard-drive.net/news-games/pa…

Parents: Do Not Let Your Children Google Elephant Mario

When normal, well-socialized humans saw Mario transform into an elephant they probably chuckled. Some may say “awww,” finding the trunk-wielding Italian cute and cuddly. But…

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I Ranked the 10 Coolest Video Game Crabs, Because I Just Like Crabs hard-drive.net/news-games/i-…

I Ranked the 10 Coolest Video Game Crabs, Because I Just Like Crabs

They’re the coolest dudes in the sea and that’s saying something considering that narwhals exist. 

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Good News: Kindergarten Classmate Who Conned You Out of Holographic Charizard Is Dead hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Good News: Kindergarten Classmate Who Conned You Out of Holographic Charizard Is Dead

The little shit you traded your prized Pokémon card to when you were six has finally died, your hometown’s local paper confirmed. 

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Wordle Fans Concerned After Answers Spell Out “Noble Truth: Steve Warns About Angry Enemy. Users Ought Bring Flame Among House” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Wordle Fans Concerned After Answers Spell Out “Noble Truth: Steve Warns About Angry Enemy. Users...

Fans of the viral online spelling phenomenon have grown concerned after the consecutive words seemed to spell a subliminal message.

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Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults

LOS ANGELES — Young baby child and Spider-Man actor Tom Holland stars in the new film The Devil All the Time with all the big…

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Surprise Nintendo Direct Announces That You Can Play ‘Breath of the Wild’ Again Any Time You Want hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Surprise Nintendo Direct Announces That You Can Play 'Breath of the Wild' Again Any Time You Want

KYOTO — Startling and delighting fans who had been starved for exciting announcements from the company, Nintendo announced in a surprise Nintendo Direct presentation today…

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Nintendo Confirms Joss Whedon Wrote Dialogue for ‘Mario Wonder’ Talking Flower hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Confirms Joss Whedon Wrote Dialogue for 'Mario Wonder' Talking Flower

Nintendo revealed this week that writer/director Joss Whedon was in charge of the quippy dialogue for the game’s talking flower character.

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