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Replying to @GreenGiorno
let me spread my wings
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need to study his mind
kira 👾
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LMAOOO he can’t be serious
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BREAKING: Republicans Have Elected Mohg, Lord of Blood as Speaker of the House hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

BREAKING: Republicans Have Elected Mohg, Lord of Blood as Speaker of the House

The Republican Party has united around a consensus candidate for Speaker: the Omen demigod Mohg, Lord of Blood.

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gotta come write for us with comedy like this
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five guys in S tier
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Fast Food Live Poll tier list Let's see how these results shake out after some more votes. use 1 minute to Vote now ⬇️ live.tiermaker.com/684857?di…
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Gamestop Sommelier Recommends the Blast de Baja ‘06 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamestop Sommelier Recommends the Blast de Baja ‘06

A sommelier at the local Gamestop reportedly recommends pairing your purchase with an aged-to-perfection 2006 bottle of “Blast de Baja”,

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get the only diablo product to ever have a smooth launch! hardshoppes.com/products/dia…
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23 Oct 2023
Hopefully we get updated leaf laws soon
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Mario Power Ups Ranked By How Easily I Could Get Them Through Airport Security hard-drive.net/hd/list/super…
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added credit & will do better to vet this in the future🫡
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Nostalgic Gamer Yearns for When Games Didn’t Exist hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nostalgic Gamer Yearns for When Games Didn’t Exist

Outspoken local gamer Danyal Cannon voiced his frustrations with the current state of games dating back to their inception.

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Third Amendment Rights Invoked To Prevent Random RPG Heroes From Sleeping in Civilians’ Bed To Rest hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Third Amendment Rights Invoked To Prevent Random RPG Heroes From Sleeping in Civilians' Bed To Rest

Local villagers have invoked their third amendment rights, which grant them the right to deny any soldier from forcibly living in one’s home.

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today i learned there's a carrot powerup in mario
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Mario Power Ups Ranked By How Easily I Could Get Them Through Airport Security hard-drive.net/hd/list/super…
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Mario Power Ups Ranked By How Easily I Could Get Them Through Airport Security hard-drive.net/hd/list/super…

Mario Power Ups Ranked By How Easily I Could Get Them Through Airport Security

I have had so much fun on my big vacation to the Mushroom Kingdom. Let’s see which power ups have the best chance of getting past the Toads working TSA.

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Oh No: Red Health Bar Just Appeared Underneath Giant Lawn Skeleton hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Oh No: Red Health Bar Just Appeared Underneath Giant Lawn Skeleton

Police have warned residents to avoid Graham Baker’s house on Poplar Street where a health bar was spotted under a giant lawn skeleton.

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Man Finally Gets Around to Playing the Game the Hotline Miami Soundtrack Is Based On hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Finally Gets Around to Playing the Game the Hotline Miami Soundtrack Is Based On

Jamal Barker has at-last played the game alluded to by his favorite soundtrack of all time, the Hotline Miami OST.

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Slight Problem With Windows Solved With Massive Inconvenience of Switching to Linux hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Slight Problem With Windows Solved With Massive Inconvenience of Switching to Linux

Common sense prevailed today as a slight problem with the OS Windows was solved with the massive inconvenience of switching to Linux,

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50 PS1 Games Millennial Parents Should Force on Their Uninterested Kids hard-drive.net/hd/list/50-ps…
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Liberal Hackers Break Into Secure Federal Data Center and Erase Everyone’s Student Loan Debt by 1% hard-drive.net/hd/politics/l…

Liberal Hackers Break Into Secure Federal Data Center and Erase Everyone's Student Loan Debt by 1%

A group of moderate hackers have broken into a federal data center, erasing student loan debt across the United States by a total of 1%.

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Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Levels Will Be Underwater by 2025 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Levels Will Be Underwater by 2025

PARIS — Top climate scientists released a new peer-reviewed research paper today, which warns that all Super Mario stages will become underwater levels within the…

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Guy Complaining About Crime in NYC Clearly Talking About Spider-Man Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Guy Complaining About Crime in NYC Clearly Talking About Spider-Man Game

A man who has spent months ranting about crime in New York City appears to be sourcing all of his anecdotes from Spider-Man for the PS4.

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