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Indie Developer Finally Finishes Their 3DS Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Indie Developer Finally Finishes Their 3DS Game

An independent video game development company finally finished their long awaited game for the Nintendo 3DS, which closes its eShop today.

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There’s No Need to Take a Quiz: The Mario Character You Are Is Toad. Here’s What You Need to Know hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

There’s No Need to Take a Quiz: The Mario Character You Are Is Toad. Here’s What You Need to Know

Don’t you want to know what Mario character you are? Well there is no need to even take a quiz. The Mario character you are is Toad. 

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Female Video Game Character With Undercut Gonna Piss a Lot of People Off for Some Reason hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Female Video Game Character With Undercut Gonna Piss a Lot of People Off for Some Reason

A new video game trailer on Twitter features a female character with the side of her head shaved. Feedback has been very vocal and incredibly mixed.

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Gamer Who Played Three New Games This Year Releases Top Ten List hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Who Played Three New Games This Year Releases Top Ten List

A gamer who played exactly three new titles in 2021 has released his list of the top ten video games of the year.

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Everything We Know About Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 hard-drive.net/hd/list/marve…

Everything We Know About Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

Everyone is excited to get into Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 following the big 11-minute video at the PlayStation Showcase! Here’s everything we know about the upcoming…

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the most surprising part of this is that you own a ps vita at all tbh
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SEGA Refuses to Reveal Which Body Part Sonic Puts the Rings In hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

SEGA Refuses to Reveal Which Body Part Sonic Puts the Rings In

Despite decades of questioning, SEGA, the producers of the Sonic franchise, have reiterated that they will not answer one of gaming’s greatest questions: Where does…

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Impassioned YouTuber Releases Video Essay On Why Expired Can Of Chili Is Good Again hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Impassioned YouTuber Releases Video Essay On Why Expired Can Of Chili Is Good Again

An impassioned YouTuber took another look at the expired food item and released a video essay outlining why it's actually good again.

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jazzy jasper main for life
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‘Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties: Definitive Edition’ Looks Great on Shelf Next To ‘Elden Ring’, ‘Resident Evil 4’ Remake hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

‘Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties: Definitive Edition’ Looks Great on Shelf Next To ‘Elden Ring’, ‘Resident...

Sources confirm that Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties: Definitive Edition looks absolutely stunning next to other critically acclaimed games.

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gamers may not be unionizing today, but be ready for when we do by getting the shirt! hardshoppes.com/products/gam…
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Patreon Changes Logo to Picture of My Disappointed Father hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Patreon Changes Logo to Picture of My Disappointed Father

Patreon announced a brand redesign including a reworking of their app and a new logo which appears to be a picture of my disappointed father.

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Wrote another @HardDriveMag piece and got to go full nerd. Of course, my most sophisticated joke is
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bro really saw the title "blood and honey" and decided to keep showing it for half an hour
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Guy No One Misses Apologizes for Lack of Posts hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Guy No One Misses Apologizes for Lack of Posts

Account Specialist Brian Kelly, 37, apologized on his Twitter account yesterday to the uncaring masses about his lack of recent posts.

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The Most Popular Video Game Characters by College Major hard-drive.net/hd/the-most-p…

The Most Popular Video Game Characters by College Major

College is tough. There's the midterm slop, the missed parties, the roommate who does not believe in "dishes." Luckily, we all have our comfort games to get us through the night.

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Sega Announces Next Sonic Game Will Be One of the Bad Ones doesn't bode well for Superstars. sorry gang. hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sega Announces Next Sonic Game Will Be One of the Bad Ones

Sega announced today that they are working on a new Sonic game and that it will be one of the bad installments in the long-running franchise.

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Every Person in Comic Book Store Thankful to be Only Normal One hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Every Person in Comic Book Store Thankful to be Only Normal One

SALT LAKE CITY — All six patrons and two clerks in Salt Lake City’s Moonshot Comics Emporium reported they were grateful to be well-adjusted people,…

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Borderlands 4 Writer Hopes People Lose It Over Mario Casting Reference in 2027 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Borderlands 4 Writer Hopes People Lose It Over Mario Casting Reference in 2027

Adrien Dansforth has high hopes that gamers will absolutely lose it hearing the sardonic one-liner about Chris Pratt’s casting as Super Mario,

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