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JRPG Fan Tells Critic With Middling Review to Only Kill Himself a Little Bit hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

JRPG Fan Tells Critic With Middling Review to Only Kill Himself a Little Bit

Thomas Laurie reportedly took to Twitter to tell critics with middling reviews to only kill themselves a little bit.

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Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting

METRO KINGDOM — Local adventurer Mario Mario is allegedly trapped inside an unsettling painting by modern artist H.R. Giger after having jumped 12-feet into the…

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Is This Felix Kjellberg’s Gaming YouTube Channel? An Investigation hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Is This Felix Kjellberg’s Gaming YouTube Channel? An Investigation

Does Felix Kjellberg have a secret gaming YouTube channel called "Pewdiepie"? Fans and investigators seem to think so!

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Halo 2 Lobby in 12th Year of Guy Delaying Countdown hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Halo 2 Lobby in 12th Year of Guy Delaying Countdown

ANAHEIM, Calif. — A group of twelve Halo 2 players currently stuck in a matchmaking lobby reportedly hit the twelfth year of trying to start…

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i would survive that but i guess i'm just built different
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BREAKING: Attractive Celebrity Likes Same Loser Hobby You Like hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

BREAKING: Attractive Celebrity Likes Same Loser Hobby You Like

It was revealed that a celebrity who is considered conventionally attractive also enjoys the same type of nerd shit that you enjoy.

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What’s a Movie Opinion That Will Get You to Click This Link? hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

What's a Movie Opinion That Will Get You to Click This Link?

Here are some movie opinions so spicy you won’t have any choice but to read to the end of this article and maybe look at some ads too.

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Marvel's Spider-Man 2 | Reviews 2.3 - IGN 6 - Shacknews 2 - Spaziogames 3- CGMagazine 1 - HardDrive 2/5 - Hardcore Gamer 2/5 - GamesRadar+ 1.5/5 - Twinfinite 1/5 - Guardian 3 - CNN 3 - Inverse 2 Metacritic: 32 Opencritic: 31
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Get Excited ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Fans: They Made a New One hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Get Excited 'Assassin’s Creed' Fans: They Made a New One

Our sources have confirmed that a new installment of the beloved stealth franchise was released last week.

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The PlayStation 3 is now older than the Super Nintendo was when the PS3 was launched.
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the only press outlet that can give a truly objective review on this device is the one that played and ranked every N64 game
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We Played and Ranked EVERY SINGLE N64 Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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We Were Gonna Write a Sssniperwolf Article but I Just Got a Picture of My House in a Mysterious DM hard-drive.net/hd/we-were-go…

We Were Gonna Write a Sssniperwolf Article but I Just Got a Picture of My House in a Mysterious DM

Hard Drive readers were robbed of what could have been a great article. Now we'll never get to publish anything about this whole situation.

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How To Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed by Misquoting “The Big Lebowski” hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

How To Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed by Misquoting “The Big Lebowski”

Are things getting stale? Try this new type of role-play: misquoting the Coen Brothers’ 1998 crime-comedy The Big Lebowski!

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25 ‘Seinfeld’ Characters and Their Favorite Video Games hard-drive.net/hd/list/25-se…

25 'Seinfeld' Characters and Their Favorite Video Games

If you've ever watched Seinfeld and wondered what kinds of games everyone plays, here are 25 characters and their favorite video games.

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FDA Approves New Drug for Treatment of Kids Who Run Around at Recess Pretending to Be Sonic hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

FDA Approves New Drug for Treatment of Kids Who Run Around at Recess Pretending to Be Sonic

The FDA has approved a radical new drug to treat the condition that makes some little kids run around the schoolyard pretending to be Sonic.

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Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime

STANFORD, Calif. — A study out of Stanford University shows a direct correlation between watching the Nickelodeon show Avatar: The Last Airbender and an increased…

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Mark Wahlberg Says He Could Have Prevented Ganondorf’s Return hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mark Wahlberg Says He Could Have Prevented Ganondorf’s Return

Wahlberg said he could have prevented the revival of Demon King Ganondorf if he had been present beneath Hyrule Castle.

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