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Controversial Spider-Man: No Way Home Deleted Scene Shows All the Uncle Bens Rotting in Hell hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Controversial Spider-Man: No Way Home Deleted Scene Shows All the Uncle Bens Rotting in Hell

A controversial deleted scene portrays all previous cinematic portrayals of the Ben Parker character rotting in Hell. 

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Transphobe Who Claimed to Identify as Attack Helicopter Destroyed by U.S. Airforce hard-drive.net/hd/politics/t…

Transphobe Who Claimed to Identify as Attack Helicopter Destroyed by U.S. Airforce

WARMINSTER, Pa. — Local transphobe Graham Webb, 34, has reportedly died after an AGM-114 Hellfire Missile fired from an MQ-9 Reaper Drone owned by the…

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YouTuber Sex Scandal Proves Medium Power Corrupts Absolutely hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

YouTuber Sex Scandal Proves Medium Power Corrupts Absolutely

DALLAS  — Content creator David Patterson, otherwise known as “SuperVGMan64” on YouTube, is under fire for sending predatory texts and DMs to minors in his…

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I’m Willing to Abandon My Anti-War Views In Exchange for a Gundam hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/im…

I’m Willing to Abandon My Anti-War Views In Exchange for a Gundam

I have staunch anti-war views, sure. I don’t think that’s unique among young people in America. In many ways I’m just an average, too-old-to-be-drafted kind…

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Today We’re Calling the PS3 “Retro” Just to Upset You hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Today We’re Calling the PS3 “Retro” Just to Upset You

Do you want to share this article with someone else and yell about it? I bet you do. Classic behavior from a retro gamer! 

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Useless Toddler Misses ‘Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo’ Speedrun Record by 7 Months, 23 Days hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Useless Toddler Misses ‘Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo’ Speedrun Record by 7 Months, 23 Days

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Disgraced gamer Jake Marglous, 2, wrapped up his latest non-TAS speedrun of Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo earlier this week, with sources reporting…

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U2 Rent Out Sphere for Another Night to Play ‘Super Smash Bros.’ On It hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

U2 Rent Out Sphere for Another Night to Play 'Super Smash Bros.' On It

The band U2 took time today to hook up Super Smash Bros. on the high-def LED video screen covering the entire shell of the building.

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Oh?

No idea what this thing could be. The Happiny egg you get for free? A starter I used an Action Replay on that will corrupt my game horribly?

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“How’d You Know I Live by a Train Yard?” Our Interview with Ryan Gosling hard-drive.net/hd/list/howd-…

"How’d You Know I Live by a Train Yard?" Our Interview with Ryan Gosling

We spoke to the star of Drive and Blade Runner 2049 to learn more about life, his recent work, and what we can do to be more like him.

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MrBeast Gives Away $100 Billion in New Reparations Video hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

MrBeast Gives Away $100 Billion in New Reparations Video

MrBeast gave away $100 billion today to black people across the United States in his new reparations-based video.

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Yakuza Member Kicked Out of Family for Not Being Incredible Karaoke Singer hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Yakuza Member Kicked Out of Family for Not Being Incredible Karaoke Singer

The Ikezawa yakuza family made the choice to exile one of its members, Ichiro Kobashi, after discovering that he was not very good at karaoke

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How, I Dunno, the Fuckin Numa Numa Guy Led to the Formation of the Alt-Right hard-drive.net/hd/politics/h…

How, I Dunno, the Fuckin Numa Numa Guy Led to the Formation of the Alt-Right

It’s important to look at the rise of the far right in the United States and ask ourselves: which piece of media from the early 2000s can we pin on this?

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Every Starter Pokémon Ranked by How Easily I Could Convince My Mom They’re a Real Creature hard-drive.net/hd/list/pokem…

Every Starter Pokémon Ranked by How Easily I Could Convince My Mom They’re a Real Creature

I’ve got a new system for selecting your starter Pokémon: go with the one that my mom would think was a living, breathing animal.

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Kaiju Folds New Yorker In Half Before Eating Him hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Kaiju Folds New Yorker In Half Before Eating Him

A ginormous amphibious creature known as Crathrax is currently terrorizing New York City and reportedly eating residents only after folding them in half.

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BioWare Plans Exciting Halloween Event for Person Still Playing Anthem hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

BioWare Plans Exciting Halloween Event for Person Still Playing Anthem

EDMONTON, Canada — BioWare teased an exciting Halloween event for its Anthem player, Kenny Simons, in a press release sent out to reporters. “We’re thrilled…

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Who Is Every State’s Favorite Marvel Comic Book Character? hard-drive.net/hd/list/who-i…
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Litany of Mental Health Problems No Match for Getting High and Playing Minecraft hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Litany of Mental Health Problems No Match for Getting High and Playing Minecraft

A study found that while the number of reported cases of mental health issues are rising, they can be combated by getting high and playing Minecraft.

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