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No Reason for Character to Be Asexual Besides Writer’s Entire Life Experience hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

No Reason for Character to Be Asexual Besides Writer's Entire Life Experience

Hira Fealeaf is asexual despite having no reason to not be straight other than the fact that author Laila Taylor is forced to draw from her own experiences.

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Opinion: Actually That Part Was Really Easy hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Opinion: Actually That Part Was Really Easy

You’re having trouble with that part? I beat it my first try. That’s the norm for me, really.

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BREAKING: Flamethrower Guy Has Thing on His Back You Can Shoot hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

BREAKING: Flamethrower Guy Has Thing on His Back You Can Shoot

Reconnaissance confirmed that the guy with the huge flamethrower just wrecking all of us right now has some big glowing spot on its back. 

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Charger Cable With Sparks Shooting Out of It May Need To Be Replaced at Some Point hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Charger Cable With Sparks Shooting Out of It May Need To Be Replaced at Some Point

The phone charger that local man Michael Kelton leaves next to his bed has begun to discharge electrical current through the air at random.

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Man on Verge of Understanding Tournament Structure of British Game Show hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Man on Verge of Understanding Tournament Structure of British Game Show

A man bingeing a British game show he found on YouTube is on the cusp of figuring out how the tournament structure works, sources confirm.

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Who Is Every State’s Favorite Marvel Comic Book Character? hard-drive.net/hd/list/who-i…

Who Is Every State's Favorite Marvel Comic Book Character?

We telepathically asked every comic book fan in the country for their favorite Marvel comic book character. Here's what they said.

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Nobody Knows Person Just Hanging Out Alone in Discord Voice Channel hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Nobody Knows Person Just Hanging Out Alone in Discord Voice Channel

No members of the local gaming Discord server EAT SLEEP GAME recognize the person who has been hanging out in the server’s voice channel.

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20 Real Italians Who Should Play Mario Now That Charles Martinet Is Retiring hard-drive.net/hd/list/20-re…

20 Real Italians Who Should Play Mario Now That Charles Martinet Is Retiring

While Martinet did a terrific job, we believe that this famously Italian character should finally be voiced by a real life Italian actor.

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Jedi Apologizes and Agrees to Attend Counseling After Explaining He Thought Red Lightsaber ‘Just Looked Cooler’ hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Jedi Apologizes and Agrees to Attend Counseling After Explaining He Thought Red Lightsaber ‘Just...

Randor Holobon says he regrets wielding a red lightsaber, in what many have called a distasteful and offensive display of ignorance. 

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Um, Actually Liberty City Has Some of the Strictest Gun Laws in the Country hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Um, Actually Liberty City Has Some of the Strictest Gun Laws in the Country

You idiots, did you know that grenade launchers and chain guns were already illegal for citizens to own in Liberty City?

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God Admits It’s Kinda Gay to Create Dudes hard-drive.net/hd/politics/g…

God Admits It's Kinda Gay to Create Dudes

HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to create guys if you think…

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Visual Novel Ported to Hardcover hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Visual Novel Ported to Hardcover

Indie developer Siraj Blevins announced today that his hit visual novel The Lonely Little Student is being ported to hardcover.

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Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers

CRYSTAL LAKE, N.J. — After over a half a decade of calamity and a body count in the triple digits, historic Camp Crystal Lake has…

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Every Project Chris Pratt Currently Has in Development hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Every Project Chris Pratt Currently Has in Development

It sure feels like Chris Pratt is starring in a lot of upcoming movies, but has anyone actually compiled each and every upcoming appearance? Yes. We have.

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Fraternity Criticized for “Activision Blizzard-Like Culture” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Fraternity Criticized for “Activision Blizzard-Like Culture”

A local chapter of the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity has been accused of mimicking the toxic workplace culture of the gaming studio Activision Blizzard.

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Best Buy Introduces New Crispy Chicken Sandwich hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Best Buy Introduces New Crispy Chicken Sandwich

Best Buy has entered the competitive chicken sandwich market by introducing one of their own that will be made available in select locations.

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