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Forgotten Adobe Subscription Ruins Year’s Worth of Financial Planning hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Forgotten Adobe Subscription Ruins Year's Worth of Financial Planning

Amanda Norman was forced to sell all of her belongings and move back in with her parents after forgetting to cancel Adobe Creative Cloud.

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Not in the ‘Forbes 30 Under 30’ List? That’s OK! Here’s a List of People Who Weren’t Successful Ever hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Not in the ‘Forbes 30 Under 30’ List? That's OK! Here's a List of People Who Weren't Successful Ever

You don’t have to be super successful before you turn 30. In fact, the vast majority of people die without any success at all!

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We Cannot, As a Society, Allow Hideo Kojima to Read ‘Infinite Jest’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

We Cannot, As a Society, Allow Hideo Kojima to Read ‘Infinite Jest’

I strongly believe in artistic expression and the freedom of ideas. However, the balance of our society is far more fragile than any work of…

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Life Spent Playing ‘Doom’ Pays Off for Gamer Sent to Hell hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Life Spent Playing 'Doom' Pays Off for Gamer Sent to Hell

HELL — Cast into the fiery pit of Hades for all eternity to come, the immortal soul of recently damned gamer Harrison Gilgur was reportedly…

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Movie Earns $120 Million Domestically, $362 Million Globally, and a Suspicious $7 Galactically hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Movie Earns $120 Million Domestically, $362 Million Globally, and a Suspicious $7 Galactically

Leaving astrophysicists scratching their heads, a movie’s opening weekend had earned a suspicious $7 from beyond the reaches of our cosmos.

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Dungeon Master Sets Up 8-Week Long Scenario for Single Pun hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Dungeon Master Sets Up 8-Week Long Scenario for Single Pun

SEATTLE — A group of Dungeons and Dragons players were horrified to discover that the campaign they had been playing for the last two months…

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Woody and Friends Slaughtered by Warhammer Miniatures in ‘Toy Story 5’ hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Woody and Friends Slaughtered by Warhammer Miniatures in 'Toy Story 5'

In the latest misguided pop culture crossover, Pixar Studios announced the inclusion of Warhammer 40k miniatures into Toy Story 5.

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New ‘Stardew Valley’ Update To Include Good Old Suckin’ and Fuckin’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New 'Stardew Valley' Update To Include Good Old Suckin’ and Fuckin’

The Internet was taken by storm this week when Stardew Valley announced an update that seemingly includes, “good old suckin’ and fuckin’”

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50 Games To Play if Your Day Job Isn’t Tedious Enough hard-drive.net/hd/list/50-ga…
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Nice: Bill Watterson Personally Informs You the Calvin & Hobbes Voices You Pictured in Your Head Were Correct hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Nice: Bill Watterson Personally Informs You the Calvin & Hobbes Voices You Pictured in Your Head...

The creator of Calvin & Hobbes validated your entire existence by confirming the voices you gave his characters were how he envisioned them.

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Entirely unrelated to the recent actions of deeply insecure billionaires, a reminder that we are on Bluesky here; I just posted my cat over there and it's blowing up, shit is lit
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Goron City Open Mic on Tenth Consecutive Comic Testing Bit About Rocks hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Goron City Open Mic on Tenth Consecutive Comic Testing Bit About Rocks

The Goron City’s comedy open mic is reportedly on it’s tenth comedian in a row testing new material exclusively about rocks, sources confirm.

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Okay, but this isn’t even satire.
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12 Oct 2023
50 Games To Play if Your Day Job Isn’t Tedious Enough hard-drive.net/hd/list/50-ga…
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50 Games To Play if Your Day Job Isn’t Tedious Enough hard-drive.net/hd/list/50-ga…

50 Games To Play if Your Day Job Isn’t Tedious Enough

Having too much fun in the wage cage, skipper? Enjoying your 9-to-5 to the point that you wish you could work some job you hated instead?

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10-Year Old Trainer Becomes Pokémon Master Simply by Having Six of Them hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

10-Year Old Trainer Becomes Pokémon Master Simply by Having Six of Them

A 10-year-old has collected all eight gym badges due to his controversial strategy of just having all the Pokémon you’re allowed to have.

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Sorry, ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Fans: Everyone You’ve Ever Loved Will Be Dead in 100 Years hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sorry, ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Fans: Everyone You’ve Ever Loved Will Be Dead in 100 Years

Following the exciting conclusion of Kingdom Hearts III, gamers are eager to see what the future holds for the story of Sora, Donald, Goofy, and…

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