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We ranked Every Stardew Valley Resident By How Comfortable We Would Be Asking Them For Drugs
Why?
Because ranking things is all that brings us joy anymore. It is the light of our lives in a deep, smothering abyss. Watch the video or we'll rank you next
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Metroidvania Fan Refers to Platformers as Mariosonics hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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NYPD Finally Gets Confession From Serial Killer Thanks to Unorthodox New Interrogator hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
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Final Boss Still Attacking You Even Though You Specifically Requested He Stop hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Millions of Games May Go Unbeaten After Nation’s Older Brothers Vote to Authorize Strike hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Report on ‘Lord of the Rings: Gollum’ Reveals Worst Possible Working Conditions Somehow Produced Worst Game of the Year hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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