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i wanted moon shoes so bad youtube.com/watch?v=qHxPjNgl…

Moon Shoes Ad from 1993

An old commercial for Moon Shoes.

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Top 50 Toy Commercials of the ’90s Because We’re Adults and Can Finally Buy Our Own Power Wheels hard-drive.net/hd/list/top-5…

Top 50 Toy Commercials of the '90s Because We're Adults and Can Finally Buy Our Own Power Wheels

To this day, many of the following commercials play back beneath my eyelids as I fall asleep at night. Clearly the advertising worked.

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Man Binging New Podcast Reaches the One After Trump Got Elected hard-drive.net/hd/politics/m…

Man Binging New Podcast Reaches the One After Trump Got Elected

A man binge-listening to the backlog of his new favorite podcast has finally gotten to the one right after Trump got elected.

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Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan's Dreams

SPRINGWOOD, Ohio — Paranormal teen-killer Freddy Krueger is feeling totally freaked out while trying to haunt a Neon Genesis Evangelion fan’s dreams, sleeping sources confirmed. …

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Gameplay Cannot Possibly Live Up to Video Game Titled ‘Wizard with a Gun’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gameplay Cannot Possibly Live Up to Video Game Titled ‘Wizard with a Gun’

Gamers around the world have reacted to the upcoming Devolver Digital game Wizard with a Gun with worry it could not possibly live up to such a title.

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Catholic Kid CONFIRMED??? hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Catholic Kid CONFIRMED???

After years of speculation, Catholic kid James Kim has been officially CONFIRMED!

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Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured

BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known racist William Jepsen came under…

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Guy in Friendly Smash Bros Game Just Wants to Set Up Some Custom Controls Real Quick hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Guy in Friendly Smash Bros Game Just Wants to Set Up Some Custom Controls Real Quick

Local gamer Markus Newell backed the game out of the character select screen so he could “set up some custom controls real quick.”

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Unhinged Game Designer Makes Mana Red and Health Blue hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Unhinged Game Designer Makes Mana Red and Health Blue

A game designer's latest project shocked the world with its unprecedented user interface that displays mana in red and health in blue. 

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Every U.S. President Ranked by How Good They Would Be at Video Games hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…

Every U.S. President Ranked by How Good They Would Be at Video Games

Once and for all, here is an objective ranking from worst to best of every U.S. president by how good at video games they would be.

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Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word ‘Cum’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word ‘Cum’

Jackbox Games released an update to their suite of party games last night, adding a hard mode that bans the use of the word “cum.”

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AMC Now Charging Extra for Tickets Further Away From Shooter hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

AMC Now Charging Extra for Tickets Further Away From Shooter

AMC Entertainment, the world’s largest cinema chain, announced it will be adjusting ticket prices based on proximity to the theater shooter.

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Gamer Insists PS5 He Doesn’t Have Is Better Than Xbox Series X He Also Doesn’t Have hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Insists PS5 He Doesn’t Have Is Better Than Xbox Series X He Also Doesn’t Have

Local gamer Max Anderson was adamant that the PS5 was “far and away” superior to the Xbox Series X, despite never playing either console.

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Mexico Votes to Change Country’s Tint to Purple hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Mexico Votes to Change Country’s Tint to Purple

The citizens of Mexico have overwhelmingly voted to change the tint of their country from orange to purple, according to early exit polls.

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Steam’s Columbus Day Sale Just Steals All Your Games and Gives You Smallpox hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Steam’s Columbus Day Sale Just Steals All Your Games and Gives You Smallpox

BELLEVUE, Wash.  — Online gaming giant Steam announced their annual Columbus Day sale today, honoring the legacy of Christopher Columbus by deleting all of their…

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CEO Who Only Had Bad Ideas Totally Leaving Company of His Own Volition hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

CEO Who Only Had Bad Ideas Totally Leaving Company of His Own Volition

After a career of bad ideas and controversy, Unity CEO John Riccitiello is stepping down from his position and definitely not getting fired.

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You Can’t Read This Article Yet. Come Back After You’ve Completed Your Work Missions hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

You Can’t Read This Article Yet. Come Back After You’ve Completed Your Work Missions

Would you like to read this article? You can only do so if you've completed your work...

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Fucking Weirdo Starts With Final Fantasy 1 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Fucking Weirdo Starts With Final Fantasy 1

Local freak Ted Neal has confirmed he will start playing the popular JRPG series Final Fantasy with, surprisingly, the first entry. 

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