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Scientists Confirm There is No Way To Prevent Ragdoll Physics After Death hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Scientists Confirm There is No Way To Prevent Ragdoll Physics After Death

A new study from the CDC confirms that collapsing into a pile of physics objects and loose limbs is unavoidable after death.

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Move Over Columbus, the Real Life Vasco Was a Huge Asshole, Too hard-drive.net/news-games/mo…

Move Over Columbus, the Real Life Vasco Was a Huge Asshole, Too

Bethesda hasn't realized that all 'great explorers' likely sucked as much as Columbus, which is unfortunate in the case of Vasco De Gama.

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‘The NeverEnding Story’ Somehow Not a Manga hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

'The NeverEnding Story' Somehow Not a Manga

An otaku was shocked to discover that the manga he thought he’d devote the next year of his life to turned out to be some movie from the '80s.

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What Is the Most Popular N64 Game in Each State? hard-drive.net/hd/list/what-…

What Is the Most Popular N64 Game in Each State?

We love the Nintendo 64, so today we’ll take a look at what we’ve determined are the system's most popular games in each American state.

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What You Should Buy Instead of Apple Vision Pro hard-drive.net/news-games/wh…

What You Should Buy Instead of Apple Vision Pro

An exhaustive list of what you should buy instead of the new mixed-reality Apple Vision Pro headset, currently priced at $3499.

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Aging Anime Fan Goes for a Naruto Walk hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Aging Anime Fan Goes for a Naruto Walk

Local resident Heath Báthory, 37, finds it difficult to have the energy to go for a Naruto run like he used to.

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Frugal Gamer Empties Mechanical Keyboard Over Dinner Plate hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Frugal Gamer Empties Mechanical Keyboard Over Dinner Plate

HACKENSACK, N.J. — Budget-conscious gamer Max Turner began shaking his Corsair K95 mechanical keyboard over a ceramic dinner plate after noticing a tempting vein of…

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Gotham Hospital Begs Batman to Consider Killing hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Gotham Hospital Begs Batman to Consider Killing

GOTHAM CITY, N.J. — Administrators of Gotham General Hospital have issued a statement to the city’s famed vigilante crusader, imploring him to reconsider his stance…

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‘Gamers Choice Awards’ Immediately Cancelled Upon Seeing What Gamers Chose hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

‘Gamers Choice Awards’ Immediately Cancelled Upon Seeing What Gamers Chose

The hotly anticipated Gamers Choice Awards pulled the plug on their planned event mere minutes after tabulating poll results.

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BREAKING: Movie Available on Hulu UPDATE: Fucking Starz Add-On hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

BREAKING: Movie Available on Hulu UPDATE: Fucking Starz Add-On

Maybe this is a cosmic penance for your actions, or maybe the deck was stacked against you from the start.

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Opinion: Video Games Are Not Art. They Are Better hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Opinion: Video Games Are Not Art. They Are Better

I’m here to settle the score: video games are too good to be art. Art sucks.

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Pokémon Fan Only Has to Watch Movie 15,537 Times Before Seeing Shiny Detective Pikachu hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pokémon Fan Only Has to Watch Movie 15,537 Times Before Seeing Shiny Detective Pikachu

BROOKLYN — After getting out of an early showing Thursday, Pokémon fanatic Daniel Plumeri raved about how much he loved Pokémon: Detective Pikachu and how…

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Little Brother Exploits Major Design Flaw in LEGO Death Star By Dropping It on the Fucking Ground hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Little Brother Exploits Major Design Flaw in LEGO Death Star By Dropping It on the Fucking Ground

Austin managed to exploit a major design flaw in the LEGO Death Star by shattering it all over the goddamn ground. 

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Gamer Decides They’re Just Not Gonna Learn or Use That Mechanic hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Decides They're Just Not Gonna Learn or Use That Mechanic

Gamer Luis Foreman has reportedly decided that he doesn’t need to learn a certain mechanic in the action role-playing game Sorcerer’s Bane.

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New ‘Assassin’s Creed’ to Be Set in Ancient Era When Donald Trump Was President hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New ‘Assassin’s Creed’ to Be Set in Ancient Era When Donald Trump Was President

MONTREAL — Following the success of Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla, Ubisoft hinted that their next game would delve further into history than ever before, taking place…

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“Politics Are Ruining Video Games,” Says Person Ruining Video Games hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“Politics Are Ruining Video Games,” Says Person Ruining Video Games

Mike Johnston recently took to his blog to write about politics and how they are the main thing ruining video games these days.

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