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“Over 100 Hours of Gameplay,” Threatens New Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

"Over 100 Hours of Gameplay," Threatens New Game

Japanese role-playing titan Square-Enix have released the long awaited Dragon Quest XI: Echoes Of An Elusive Age, a title that threatens potential buyers with “hundreds…

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Nintendo Files Copyright Claim on Italy hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Files Copyright Claim on Italy

Video game giant Nintendo has recently filed a copyright claim on the country of Italy, according to a company press conference. 

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Heartwarming: Christian and Atheist YouTubers Used to Hate Each Other But Now Agree the White Race is Under Attack hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Heartwarming: Christian and Atheist YouTubers Used to Hate Each Other But Now Agree the White Race...

Most people think Christians and Atheists get along like cats and dogs! But these two YouTubers are smashing stereotypes by showing you can get along…

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Dr. Demento Somberly Informs Patient That Their Pac-Man Fever Has Progressed To Stage IV hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Dr. Demento Somberly Informs Patient That Their Pac-Man Fever Has Progressed To Stage IV

Legendary novelty music enthusiast and chief attending physician Dr. Demento informed a patient of their rapidly advancing Pac-Man fever.

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Top 10 Gamers in the World Right Now – October 2023 hard-drive.net/hd/list/top-1…

Top 10 Gamers in the World Right Now - October 2023

Reminder that these are not an objective ranking and just Hard Drive’s cumulative opinion of who’s absolutely killing the game(s) right now!

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Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time

BERKELEY, Calif. —  Diehard Earthbound fan Chris Strzalkowski is “beyond excited” to finally play the 1995 Nintendo RPG for the first time this afternoon, according…

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Nintendo Holds 12 Hour Meeting to Decide if Company Can Survive Selling ‘Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze’ for Less Than $60 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Holds 12 Hour Meeting to Decide if Company Can Survive Selling ‘Donkey Kong Country:...

KYOTO, Japan — In an effort to quickly come to a decision on an urgent matter, high-ranking employees of Nintendo held a 12 hour meeting…

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Biden Announces Gaming Forgiveness: “The U.S. Government Forgives You for Gaming” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Biden Announces Gaming Forgiveness: “The U.S. Government Forgives You for Gaming”

President Joe Biden has announced a sweeping gaming relief program that will forgive millions of Americans for the act of playing video games.

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Texas Lawmakers Rethink Abortion Restrictions After Greg Abbott Is Impregnated by Sonic hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Texas Lawmakers Rethink Abortion Restrictions After Greg Abbott Is Impregnated by Sonic

The Texas legislature backtracked on the controversial law that prohibits abortions as early as six weeks.

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Paparazzi Catch R.L. Stine Stepping Out With Hot Young Monster Blob hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Paparazzi Catch R.L. Stine Stepping Out With Hot Young Monster Blob

The 79-year-old Goosebumps author R.L. Stine stepping out with a hot monster blob that sources reported is several decades younger than him.

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Pokémon Unaffected By ‘Attract’ Spends Turn Questioning Sexual Identity hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pokémon Unaffected By ‘Attract’ Spends Turn Questioning Sexual Identity

Doodoohead has entered a state of confusion regarding his sexual identity after being unaffected by a Pokémon of the opposite gender using Attract.

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Rockstar Announces They’ve Fixed GTA Trilogy by Adding Microtransactions hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Rockstar Announces They’ve Fixed GTA Trilogy by Adding Microtransactions

Rockstar Games publicly declared their remastered Grand Theft Auto Trilogy as being “fully fixed” today after adding microtransactions. 

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Misspelled Password Entered Twice hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Misspelled Password Entered Twice

Beverley Todd unknowingly entered a misspelled version of her password while creating a Gmail account today.

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Dumbass Poser Actually Likes Pikachu hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Dumbass Poser Actually Likes Pikachu

A local 7-year-old poser has been outed as actually liking Pikachu, who sources say is universally understood to be a worthless rat.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Informs Captive Locked in His Basement That Fear is Illogical hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Neil deGrasse Tyson Informs Captive Locked in His Basement That Fear is Illogical

NEW YORK — Famed scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson told a captive locked up in his basement this evening that his emotional responses were “incredibly illogical,”…

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YouTuber Trying to Predict Next Nintendo Direct Accidentally Figured Out Who Really Killed JFK hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

YouTuber Trying to Predict Next Nintendo Direct Accidentally Figured Out Who Really Killed JFK

YouTuber TheGravyGamer set out to predict what Nintendo might reveal in its next Direct, only to find out who really assassinated JFK.

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‘I’m Funny’ Thinks Man Hitting Send on Tweet That Will Ruin His Life hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

‘I’m Funny’ Thinks Man Hitting Send on Tweet That Will Ruin His Life

BOSTON — Blissfully unaware of the drastic ramifications the action would soon wreak upon him, local man Elliott Cole recently hit send on a “hilarious”…

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