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I Bought Assassin’s Creed Ultimate Edition but It’s Just a Handgun and Some Coordinates hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

I Bought Assassin's Creed Ultimate Edition but It's Just a Handgun and Some Coordinates

  Fans of the Assassin’s Creed series will be pleased to learn that the latest iteration of the time-traveling action adventure game introduces a new…

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Will I Understand ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ If I Died Two Years Ago? Guest Article by Rush Limbaugh hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/ba…

Will I Understand ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ If I Died Two Years Ago? Guest Article by Rush Limbaugh

Frankly, I’m not sure I can get into any video game right now, let alone one that is shoving woke nonsense down where my throat used to be.  

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Nintendo Confirms That, Were He Given a Gun, Mario Would Lack the Desire to Kill hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Confirms That, Were He Given a Gun, Mario Would Lack the Desire to Kill

Several higher-ups at Nintendo have clarified that, were he in possession of a firearm, Mario would still lack the desire to kill.

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Gen Z Dungeon Master Makes Players Roll for Rizz hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Gen Z Dungeon Master Makes Players Roll for Rizz

Tensions flared at the O’Mallaman’s monthly game night yesterday after Kyler O’Mallaman, 14, made his 73-year-old grandfather roll for rizz.

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Spider-Man Announces It Would Be Nice To Have Gun hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Spider-Man Announces It Would Be Nice To Have Gun

Beloved crime fighter Spider-Man took people by surprise recently by announcing it would be kind of nice to pack heat and blow criminals away.

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“Everything Tastes Like Felt And Fur,” Our Interview With Arlo hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…

"Everything Tastes Like Felt And Fur," Our Interview With Arlo

We spoke with YouTuber and blue hand puppet Arlo to talk about making videos, playing video games, and the undeniable power of complaining.

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Nintendo Fan Furious That ‘Tears of the Kingdom’ Might Be a Rehash of the Greatest Game of All Time hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Fan Furious That ‘Tears of the Kingdom’ Might Be a Rehash of the Greatest Game of All Time

Victor Pacholik was seething with rage at the possibility that the game might be little more than a rehash of Breath of the Wild.

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Man Who Paints Little Figurines on YouTube Unsure Why He Has So Many Nazi Followers hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Man Who Paints Little Figurines on YouTube Unsure Why He Has So Many Nazi Followers

A local retiree who has been uploading videos of him painting figurines has grown alarmed at the number of white supremacists that follow his YouTube page.

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Every Christopher Nolan Movie Ranked by When My Mom Tapped Out Watching Them hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…

Every Christopher Nolan Movie Ranked by When My Mom Tapped Out Watching Them

This is every Christopher Nolan movie ranked by when in the movie my mom’s eyes glazed over and she tapped out. 

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Rockstar Confirms 21st Century Release Window for GTA 6 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Rockstar Confirms 21st Century Release Window for GTA 6

After years of speculation, Rockstar has confirmed that Grand Theft Auto 6 will definitely release before 2099, sources have confirmed.

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BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill Contested. BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill Contested. BREAKING: Hill Controlled hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill Contested. BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill...

BREAKING NEWS: UNSC forces have emerged victorious, gaining control over the hill and—hold on, BREAKING NEWS: we've lost the hill.

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Yakuza Boss Would Feel More Comfortable Discussing This Shirtless on Rooftop hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Yakuza Boss Would Feel More Comfortable Discussing This Shirtless on Rooftop

A yakuza chairman came face-to-face with the boss of a rival family, who suggested they discuss things more shirtlessly.

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Here’s All The Titles Leaving Plex This Month Because My Hard Drive Is Full hard-drive.net//hd/list/here…

Here's All The Titles Leaving Plex This Month Because My Hard Drive Is Full

Here’s all the titles leaving Plex this month for various reasons, but mostly because my hard drive is about to bust.

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Kirby With Suspiciously Familiar Haircut Delivers News to Dead Soldier’s Family hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Kirby With Suspiciously Familiar Haircut Delivers News to Dead Soldier's Family

Iconic Nintendo mascot Kirby recently delivered a deceased soldier’s mother the news she feared most while bearing a suspiciously familiar haircut.

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Speedrunning Community Split Over Whether a Glitchless ‘Fallout: New Vegas’ Run is Even Possible hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Speedrunning Community Split Over Whether a Glitchless 'Fallout: New Vegas' Run is Even Possible

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Members of the Fallout: New Vegas speedrunning community are locked in a contentious debate over the plausibility of a truly glitchless…

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Pikachu Overcome by Own Mortality Realizing He Will One Day Die and Become Duskull hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pikachu Overcome by Own Mortality Realizing He Will One Day Die and Become Duskull

JOHTO — Contemplating its afterlife for the first time in his life following a fierce battle, a local Pikachu fell silent with the thought that…

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We Came Up With 1,982 Nicknames for Waluigi hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

We Came Up With 1,982 Nicknames for Waluigi

I made a huge mistake. As of the time of that this article was published, our tweet has 1,982 likes. Here are all your Waluigi…

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