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Ubisoft Announces ‘Assassin’s Creed: Oops! All Abstergo Segments!’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ubisoft Announces ‘Assassin's Creed: Oops! All Abstergo Segments!’

MONTREAL — Ahead of the release of the much-anticipated Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, Ubisoft Montreal, the studio behind previous installments such as Origins and Brotherhood, has…

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Was gonna make this joke but I guess it's evergreen "Geoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards" hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Twitter Heavily Considering Removing ‘Tweet’ Button hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Twitter Heavily Considering Removing 'Tweet' Button

SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey announced today that the social media site is heavily considering removing the “tweet” button in an attempt to…

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You Cannot Pet the Dog ‘Commander’ at the White House hard-drive.net/hd/you-cannot…

You Cannot Pet the Dog ‘Commander’ at the White House

President Joe Biden's two-year-old German shepherd, Commander, does not support petting as players have come to expect.

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5 Oct 2023
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Screaming White Women Swarm Pokémon Stadium to See Performance of Swift hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Screaming White Women Swarm Pokémon Stadium to See Performance of Swift

Over 100,000 screaming white women crowded Nidorina Stadium to see a performance of super star move Swift by Melody Pokemon Meloetta.

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Mokujin Skipping ‘Tekken 8’ To Prepare For Fight With Jake Paul hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mokujin Skipping 'Tekken 8' To Prepare For Fight With Jake Paul

Fan-favorite training dummy Mokujin won’t be appearing in the upcoming Tekken 8, because he’s getting primed for a different kind of fight.

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can we all be cool??? for our boys at ubisoft???
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George R. R. Martin Panics as ChatGPT Releases Special AI Just for Describing Deformed Genitalia hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

George R. R. Martin Panics as ChatGPT Releases Special AI Just for Describing Deformed Genitalia

Author George R. R. Martin is in a fervor after AI service ChatGPT released a new writing AI specifically for describing deformed genitalia.

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it's a rite of passage for any gaming list for the kinect game to be at the bottom
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Every Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Video Game Ranked by Whether or Not It’s ‘Turtles in Time’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…

Every Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Video Game Ranked by Whether or Not It’s ‘Turtles in Time’

These games range from good to great, but when you play them, you're probably thinking "Why aren't I just playing Turtles in Time?"

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Gamer Afraid to Use Epipen In Case He Needs It Later hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Afraid to Use Epipen In Case He Needs It Later

Manson refused to use his prescribed Ephedrine Pen out of fear that he may need the item for battles in the future. 

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Splatoon Announces ‘Tits vs. Ass’ Splatfest hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Splatoon Announces ‘Tits vs. Ass’ Splatfest

Nintendo announced today that they are doing one final Splatfest in Splatoon 2, allowing players to vote on whether they prefer ‘tits’ or ‘ass.’

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Entirety of ‘Smiling Friends’ Now Streaming on YouTube in 15-Second Stolen Clips hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Entirety of ‘Smiling Friends’ Now Streaming on YouTube in 15-Second Stolen Clips

Season one of Smiling Friends has released in its entirety on YouTube in various 15-second clips uploaded by random users.

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WatchMojo Staff Unionize, Release List of Top 10 Worker Demands of All Time hard-drive.net/hd/politics/w…

WatchMojo Staff Unionize, Release List of Top 10 Worker Demands of All Time

MONTREAL, Canada — The staff of video content producer WatchMojo.com announced early this morning their decision to unionize and have released a video detailing their…

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Parents Unsure How to Explain to Kids That Family Cat Has Digivolved Into Angewomon hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Parents Unsure How to Explain to Kids That Family Cat Has Digivolved Into Angewomon

Local parents Susan and Greg Shaw have struggled to explain the concept of digivolution to their two children.

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Glowing Anime Recommendation Only 70% Caveats hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Glowing Anime Recommendation Only 70% Caveats

Anime fan Darren Jeffries strongly recommended the recent series Danjonmonsutā: I Love Crushing Dungeon Monsters to his friends.

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Everyone Weirded Out By How Enthusiastic Guy Is About ‘Shantae’ Series hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Everyone Weirded Out By How Enthusiastic Guy Is About ‘Shantae’ Series

Evan Gramby continues to give everyone weird vibes with his repeated insistence that the Shantae video game series is among gaming's best.

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