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Kyle Rittenhouse Is Coming to ‘Dead by Daylight’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Kyle Rittenhouse Is Coming to ‘Dead by Daylight’

Dead by Daylight is getting a massive new free DLC update, with players now getting to hunt down survivors as iconic killer Kyle Rittenhouse!

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Top 50 Best Games to Buy and Never Play hard-drive.net/hd/list/top-5…

Top 50 Best Games to Buy and Never Play

People fill their bookshelves with novels they’ve never read. We should be able to do the same with video games!

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Burnt-Out MatPat Claims Mario and Luigi Could Be Related in Lazy New Game Theory Video hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Burnt-Out MatPat Claims Mario and Luigi Could Be Related in Lazy New Game Theory Video

Mathew Patrick, better known by the moniker MatPat, delivered a lazy new game theory today that suggests Mario and Luigi might be related. 

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Bad News Sonic Fans: A New Sonic Game Is Coming Out hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Bad News Sonic Fans: A New Sonic Game Is Coming Out

Sadly this is not a drill, this is not a prank: a new Sonic the Hedgehog game is coming out. 

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Every Avenger Ranked by How Likely They’d Be to Save Me, a Muslim hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…

Every Avenger Ranked by How Likely They’d Be to Save Me, a Muslim

The Avengers cause a lot of collateral damage — so they have to prioritize who to save and when.

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Guy With Triforce Tattoo Neither Courageous, Nor Powerful, Nor Wise hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Guy With Triforce Tattoo Neither Courageous, Nor Powerful, Nor Wise

Kenneth Cochry has a Triforce tattoo onto his left arm, despite the fact that he is reportedly neither courageous, nor powerful, nor wise.

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Trump Fraud Trial Begins with Touching Letters from Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis on Former President’s Upstanding Character thehardtimes.net/news/2-trum…

Trump Fraud Trial Begins with Touching Letters from Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis on Former...

Donald Trump's fraud trial takes an unexpected twist with letters from Hollywood's Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. Dive into the courtroom drama, celebrity endorsements, and the buzz surrounding...

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Troll With Riddles Forty-Seven Asking Way Too Much hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Troll With Riddles Forty-Seven Asking Way Too Much

Local gatekeeping troll Ugnor, infamous for his overbearing riddles forty-seven, was once again asking for way too much time and patience.

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Apple Announces Plan to Reduce Waste by Not Including iPhone in Box hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Apple Announces Plan to Reduce Waste by Not Including iPhone in Box

Apple recently announced they would be no longer including it in the box when customers purchase one to reduce their carbon footprint.

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If you think our Editor-in-Chief got this cool pirating games, THINK AGAIN. limited quantities of the shirt still available on the store but this one's going fast, get it while you can! hardshoppes.com/products/you…
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Travis Touchdown Forced To Downgrade To Funko Pops Amid Economic Recession hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Travis Touchdown Forced To Downgrade To Funko Pops Amid Economic Recession

A harsh job market has caused famous assassin Travis Touchdown to sell off his collection of anime figurines in favor of the less expensive Funko Pops.

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Why I’m Never Buying Another Pokémon Game Ever Again Until the Next One hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Why I'm Never Buying Another Pokémon Game Ever Again Until the Next One

I’m a diehard fan. Probably the biggest fan ever if, honestly. However, I don’t think I can support this company anymore until the new one.

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“Until the Dance & Skin Sales Improve, the Firings Will Continue”: We Interviewed Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney hard-drive.net/hd/list/until…

“Until the Dance & Skin Sales Improve, the Firings Will Continue”: We Interviewed Epic Games CEO...

"I’m sorry that Fortnite didn’t prove popular enough to keep everybody on. Oh well. You live and learn in this business."

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Remembering the GameCube: That Fucker Ruled hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Remembering the GameCube: That Fucker Ruled

Well, it’s another day of absolutely fuck all video game news, so what the hell.

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These Are All the Users Leaving Netflix at the End of the Month hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

These Are All the Users Leaving Netflix at the End of the Month

It’s that time again, where the month cycles over and a wide swath of old titles leave your favorite streaming service.

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